Geminel
Geminel's Book(1)
I'd Like to Change My Reincarnation Subscription, Please
Sci-fi Superpowers abound. Villains rule the world. A transmigrated dork that has absolutely no idea what's going on.
Strong-armed by the Superhero Enhancement System into the thankless job of endlessly performing good deeds in a world where such actions are often met with violence, Lucas Lynn doesn't have much choice in regards to using his supposed gifts.
It's bad enough having to pretend to be a supervillain, but how exactly does Boss System expect him to save the world with only the help of a homeless orphan, a dog that's smarter than he is, and a yoyo?
Oh, just trick some supervillains into becoming superheroes instead? You make it sound so easy!
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Little character theater:
Lucas, attempting to broker a deal for benefits for his freshly forced vocation of heroic servitude: "Hey 427, do I at least get some vacation time?"
System # 427, completely deadpan: [...There's a new minor task available to the southwest. There's also a cute dog you can pet over there.]
Lucas, with newfound enthusiasm: "WHERE'S THE PUPPER!?"
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