Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 5 of 6

Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 5 of 6

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Great Goddess Nature proves her kindly force, Turns to proKffick Heat their steril Course ; Relieves all Wants caus'd by ... The joyful Natives all with general Joy, That for their Country's Aid, their Force employ, Resolve to banish Discord

Wit and Mirth: or Pills to Purge Melancholy, Vol. 5 of 6 Chapter 1 No.1

IAm a young Lass of Lynn, 59

I am a jovial Cobler bold and, 75

It was a Rich Merchant Man, 77

If Sorrow the Tyrant invade, 83

In the pleasant Month of May, 101

It was a happy Golden Day, 110

I prithee send me back my Heart, 143

In Chloris all soft Charms agree, 162

I lik'd, but never lov'd before, 171

Iris beware when Strephon pursues, 199

I am one in whom Nature has, 241

In vain, in vain, the God I ask, 251

In the Devil's Country there, 271

In elder Time, there was of Yore, 289

Ianthia the lovely, the Joy of, 301

Jockey met with Jenny fair, 317

I met with the Devil in the, 330

Jilting is in such a Fashion, 333

Jockey loves his Moggy dearly, 341

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“Great Goddess Nature proves her kindly force, Turns to proKffick Heat their steril Course ; Relieves all Wants caus'd by ... The joyful Natives all with general Joy, That for their Country's Aid, their Force employ, Resolve to banish Discord”
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