English Pharisees and French Crocodiles

and London respectively, may serve to illustr

d sang flat. An old gentleman, seated in an orchestra stall, was observed to be restless and uncomfortable during the performance. At

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and he falls, shot dead by

looked radiant, rose from his seat, put on his hat, and, shaking his fist at th

ght, you have been singing ou

tly he left

wing-room, when the mistress of the house inadvertently overturned the tea-table. Without the slightest show of v

way, and bri

-- to a friend, "she won't

ustration o

en place. The first car, with its

of the first-class cars at t

wrapped up in a piece of tweed cloth. "Pick that up, that's