The Prophet of Berkeley Square
n a new pair of suede gloves preparatory to setting out
for you, s
g envelope, ripped it gently
this afternoon without fail. Shall b
R SAGIT
at seamed the Prophet's usually smooth face as he g
nswer,
increased a
reply
at-
ner towards the door. When he got the
a mo
vus s
ir
an the Prophet, speaking with considerable hesitation, a
uple,
ly. A
ir? Of hor
f people, tha
persons, si
rrive towards
s,
ery quietly into my library-not the drawing-room. Mrs. Mer
rdinary, but he preferre
. What na
is, Madame Sagittar
ot for at least five minutes did he recover himself sufficiently to remember his appointment with Lady Enid, and, when at length he set forth to Hill Stree
tainer at the portal, and behaved for a moment as if he were considering which of two courses he should pursue: i.e., whether he should clamber frantically into the seclusion of the area, or take boldly to the open street. Before he could do either M'Allister, the retainer,
nnessey
o the lusty young man, after shaking han
Robert Green, wringing his old school friend's hand. "Niddy's given me the chuck. An
with fair correctness, "Ta-ra-ra-boom-de-ay," to discuss the character of Becky Sharp, to dwell upon the remarkable promise as a vocalist shown by Madame Adelina Patti, and to wonder at the marvellous results said to be accomplished by the telephone. He had also never heard of Christian Science, and was totally unaware that there exists in the metropolis a modest and retiring buil
ophet's slightly distorted countenance with frank, and even eager,
f it," said Mr. Green, with unaffected reverence. "Well, I'm off. I say, Hen, pop in at the
ith almost terrible solemnity, "that
ing to th
hat is, no
ecture on Walter Scott, or Dickens, or one of t
all gathering at h
ll pop round on you
that. I'm very sorry, but
I s'pose. Look me up at the Tintack
e Prophet, with impressive uncertai
, then I'm not to e
s it-pr
By the way, if you want a real good tune for a Ch
g vigorously that n
Enid, looking her right size. "We'
five," replied the P
in to appear
! I didn't think y
ry, very
ined standing with the air of one in read
d Lady Enid, with her
ng at home at that hour," said the Pr
ering-w
persons,
-a pa
nstinctively giving Mr. Sagittarius a
me time-and in the aft
considerable dejection. "I don't know, I'm sure, what Mr. Ferdinand and Gustavus will
dy Enid in a d
ibly do under the circu
peculiar Scotch lassie seductiveness, "and tell me
-suddenly recalled the Prophet to the fact that Lady Enid was not, and could never be, his confidante in the matter that obsessed
things going with y
the transition
arties you were
. He was a strictly honourable litt
o old friends to waste our life in ch
yesterday," said Lad
t looked r
. "Yesterday. I've
he cried, m
ully. "Oh, Mr. Vivian-and I
lergyman had often made that remark to him when the
hought," she add
rophet murmured, r
ansiveness, "that nearly all the miseries of the wor
wrong people. Which is it?" said
ook thin, but
y when I was beginning to say to Sir Tiglath that
?" said the Pro
ith you
sure-that is, certain
d you be
ow
es
n of anything?" said the
in that I'm Miss M
ecause I've seen you come into Jell
lkiel come into Je
upon his beam ends. But he remembered his
d, with a wild attempt after astonishment
your eyes sa
" said the Prophet. "They were very
with her feminine instinct. What it said to her must be guessed by the
r to girlish geniality and impulsiveness, "I'm going to co
suddenly finds himself snatched from the rack and laid
" Lady Enid went on, emp
said the Prophe
d an "Aberdeen lean-to." She now spread herself out upon it in the easy attitud
n, that people always call me
d his grandmother's r
ssented, trying not to
mean by that
your
ey mean by a sens
I su
erstood,' considers the Bishop of London a deity and the Albert Memorial a gem of art, would wear a neat Royal fringe in her grave, and a straw hat and shirt on the Judgment Day if she were in the country for it-walks with the guns, sings 'Home, Sweet Home' in the evening after dinner to her
ring not to feel as if he were sitting with a
t's what they
ou?" inquired
erself upon the
ely, "I'm not. I'm a M
e Prophet, with all the air of a m
s the
eg your
tell you now, bec
, and the Prophet thought how diff
know now that y
umped, though
a Partridge for-wait a
opened a drawer in it, and took out a
ined. "It's foolish t
ed for an affirmative that the P
oolish
ed with
ink so. Ah-exactly
Miss Minerv
es
ng as
during that time I have be
borders of the River Mouse, and began to wonder if he we
hat," he remarked
id look
of the commodity," she rejoined,
orse; "one meets people who live double liv
d begun to think of five. Lady Enid's ple
ply, feeling that most of the gil
action that the Prophet, vaguely awar
d. Why have you led a double lif
d a half
year and
xed expression of greedy, though rather too
ny girls are born sensible-
ly? It never o
painful position. I was placed in this position as soon as I was born, or at l
assented the Prophet
mon sense'; or-'There's nothing foolish about you, Enid, thank Heaven!' The Chieftain relied upon
rse, of
f my eyebrows, the colour of my hair,
oubt
now, that I've never felt
rmly holding all his features together in
in my family, with the Chieftain, the provocat
clan called "The MacArdells," was always nam
st be," said the P
, not to try to be what people take you for that I was in a p
murmured the Prop
de me fell quite ill. Nobody but
know?" inquire
ay that you must be almost
day-why
Sir Tiglath that y
ed. She laughed alm
u'd give it up. You mustn't do that, or you'
ran easily on Edinburgh castors, a
f for ever, and yet I could not be comfortably silly with those who were a
you su
t o
h!
as driven to th
r coachma
t the corner of the Square, and the name of Mi
question with
said the Prophe
d. "Because it came to me so inevitably. I was so perfect
phet, "there is no doubt the name
idiotic life, such a life as really suits me, such a life as is in complete accord with my true nature. Oh, the joy of
oved by the obvious sincerity of this human being's bent towards folly.
lifetime," she cried ecstatically. "It wou
glancing furtively at the clock. "Had you
't been for Sir Tiglath catching sight of me in the avenu
stop
tone of breezy common sense, "were yo
, no, not at all. I never
ur
e cer
not go
t. Nothing wo
unconvinced, raising he
do," she said. "And I'm
ute insincerity, "Mr. Sagittarius is the most single lived man I ever
avoid hi
hesitated, and began to
ir Tiglath is a very str
librarian had been present he would
e is. His appeara
on't mea
N
g voices. You must know that. Sir Tiglath is peculiar in this way-
O
ensible old man, the
r fa
oolish at times. That's why
umphantly. The Prophet
d man, what everybody thinks I a
u m
nd smile, and manner, he hides his sensibleness under his. When people meet me they always think-w
"if that is so, how can you live a double life as Miss Miner
!" she murmured. "No, but
eg
of Mahatmas, an intimate of the 'Rational Dress' set-you know, who wear things like half inflated balloons in Piccadilly-a vegetarian, a follower of Mrs. Besant, a drinker of hop bitters and Zozophine, a Jacobite, a hater of false hair and of all collective action to stamp out hydrophobia, a stamp-collector, an engager of lady-helps instead of servants, an amateur reciter and skirt dancer, an owner of a lock of Pad
uncture. "Many of these views are surely in op
tter in the least to a real
t you proved by your a
ion to the joy of life by mangling a passing archdeacon. I sat on the floor and handled snakes. I wore my hair parted on one si
forced Miss Partridge's acquaintances to believe in Mi
hours to tell you.
have to go
is different from all other old men, for you know human folly increases enor
A
t proves him the contr
the Prophet, with frenzi
he likes me because I'm tall, and have pleasant coloured eyes, and thick h
is th
lly am what I look like-a thoroughly sensible young wo
to?" asked the Prophe
d
hy
erva part of
dee
ss Minerva. That is why I bolted into the parlour yesterday. Just as I was stepping
to t
ace. He was wondering whether I was me-or is it I?-or not. I d
u d
rederick Smith would
all
night. And an old man who's uncertain of the truth can soon be made certain of the lie, by a young woman he a
unded up with hysterical activity, and hastily took his leav
to herself as the door of the sensi