Mr. Vain
OV (Point
is. That one vein keeps popping out on his forehead. I think he might have high blood pressure or so
rld is about to end. I thought Mom would be the one to blow a gasket over this, but
ight have broken my mother. Maybe I
s. Now her left eye's twitching. I
over the damn media. My phone's blown up all day with people thinking you're completely insane. I have to say, I agree with them. You
or himself. I usually keep my dates away from here because they all hit on the old man. He keeps in shape and we look a lot alike
e time. He moved us to Miami when I was in high school and never looked back. His movies are up there with Star Wars and the Titanic, from wha
laundry and cooking, it would be my amazing mother. She's smart too. I mean, look at her set up. Marrying my dad made sure she's financially set f
n the beach drinking mimosas with her MILF friends. He's so rich she
ugar and now on husband number four. Mom and Dad have been together since colle
is rants. "It's just
table, setting my teeth on e
nd don't call me pops! I'm your damn father for
ut. You said that lik
s YouTube shit and reality show nonsense won't cut it. You're just looking for your fifteen minutes of fame. A rea
y works so far. I'm making big m
, go take some acting classes. Get a damn job and get an agent. You graduated from college two years ago in film production and you've wasted away a good education. N
I'll just work at Kane Studios. In the meantime, I can have some fun. You told me to enjoy my youth while I
... you're a buffoon and too old for this shit." My dad
nd it's Zander Vain now. Not Kane. Mr.
like a pro. I love messing with him. I may have broken my dad too. He doesn't realize that I just do t
e time why you thought
ith this. Okay, Zander give it to him straight. It's a g
ople are always saying I'm vain. So, I we
now your l
ep
. Any second he's goin
you going to do when you want to get married? Do
girl and give him perfect grandkids. They should have had more kids because I
o. There is way too much pussy out there for that shit. I'
t up to me. Oh shit. I proba
your dirty mouth! Don't eve
. Mom has come back to life and is now looking at me like she's ready to drag me to the pits of hell with her perfectly manicure
rest? Too late. It's coming ou
let you know that I am gett
her shot from his rock glass. "Please don
to marry