Diary of the not so wimpy kid

, but I hope this doesn't affect our baby" I said worrying about my daughter that was in her stomach, "Oh she'll be

n which I was fine with, "Now go run along Greg I need to clean up" she said while giving me a strong love

s and see what I can do ,I opened the doors to recess and saw a bunch of snot nosed kids running around, "I get why Greg hated th

hirt, for my hair I just had ruffled slightly overgrown brown hair, I usually was very mild mannered around everyone besides my Moretta and my family, so I was a pretty forgettable kid, the bigge

wo kids that were my current elementary student friends, Petey and Danny, Petey was a Mexican scrawny and goofy look

you hear Joey asked out Charlie" Danny said, "I knew it Joey always acted weird around her" Petey said lik

ing, "Of course my mom's ordering pizza for when you come over" he said excitedly, "Cool is it ok

l art classes because many hone users mainly practiced their hone while doing martial arts, I can't ask my mom or dad though because mom will want to protect me from any danger and protect me from causing it and if I ask d

ome bullshit about remember to study our ABC's and to brush our tee

ome cartoons and what games I'll play at Petey's house later tonight, I soon broke off from them

ve me some responsibility and Dad wanted to save on gas money, I walked

did you eat the apple I gave you" mom yelled as she walked to the living where I had just walked to, "Of course mom it was delicious" I showed her the core of the app

some shoe brands are the same and some shoe brands aren't like nike doesn't exist but cike does and the cartoon is the same in my world it was the Dr.Tree show and like the

rength with meditation anymore, as I closed my eyes it was like a tree in my body and I was trimming the l

'm going over Petey's house so no dinner for me, I grabbed my zip-up jacket said goodbye to the family and walked over to Petey's house, I walked though t

ra and dress, "You must be Greg Petey's friend" she said smiling at me with her juicy beige lips with a mole on the top left, "Yes I am Nice to meet you Mrs", "You can just call me M

ey no running Pete!!" A man yelled to Pete "Sorry dad." Petey said frowning s

ther is a hard ass and every night he hears strange noises from his Parents room when he asks them about they say they're trying to give him a sister.

oner, I packed a few games in a bag I brought so we could play but,"Can we talk I really don't feel like playing games rig

rying to give me a sister" he said stressed, "I think I know of a way to fix it..... I would need you to give me some alon

en meaning to fix my bicycle in the garage" Petey was already thinking of a plan, we continued making a

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