The Gray Brothers: It's All Relative

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nd Nixon untied my wrists an

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f and smack

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inding and gagging her, yet she d

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face, then grabbed his carr

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for my bags to arrive on the conveyor belt. The nerve of the brot

reached for it when someone beat me to it. I turned to se

t stay mad at me this

mig

our mind." He leaned

touched my waist, pulling me closer and making my body heat. Then h

o and my nether regions became warm. It was getting harder and harder to resist until

"Do you mind? We're in a publ

ants to see tha

said. "Well, you two are getting it on in an

e as Nash grabbed my ass. I shot him a glance

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ch houses. We pulled up to a beach house. I swear to God

out of

and rolled his eyes. "What? It's okay for Nash to produce liv

n't see the light of the da

s Richard." I squin

Are there any more stupid quest

ne is

e triplets come. He has always been to

ed Richard Nixon until he

pardoned him,

nt Ford was an i

d wasn't an id

yourself that, Dad." Noa

n this trip

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s, I unpacked. I didn't want to live out of my suitcase. As I finishe

me. Don't yo

comfier." He started

k what you

queaks. If it does, I'll b

think it

hy

xon and Nathan's rooms, I'm sur

nts to hear two rabid dog

hand. "Nixon m

ke sure Nixon

to listen to a headboard hit on the other side

er since you're

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better-looking twi

lied!" N

ou must deal with no

s dick is small.

ll dick, brothe

e size of someone's penis, none o

!" The bro

hers always a

ear, and you're now asking me that."

ecause he left me alone. Thank God. Jaime and Caleb, well, they weren't my biggest fans. Carso

in Hawaii. Well, I had Nash here while staying

not se

ells, it's never

to find Jonas standing at the front door,

have no place to

t happened?

tching about

him to swear, but

ixon a warn

nly sa

When I tried to explain what had happened, she got pissed and kicked me o

ting insulted, choosing one family

ls Maggie isn't a

ren, but you don't see us

ds to lo

n your raincoat, you wouldn'

n't remind me. C

ou're sharing a

up with his bags. "Thanks for leaving me w

ned?" Nate

s Jonas makes you an easy

left Dominique an

ah,

se and shook his head

lanket. Plus, Dominique has the boys with her. Give her a few

nd glanced at Pat. "M

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you're bunkin

Dad," Nash a

ar it. You're bunking tog

fun and exciting. But, God, help