Collection of short stories

uicy warmth can placate. He is not too fat or too slim. He has a chocolate skin complexion. He is also naturally endowed with two little sexy eyes in an oval face, coupled with a good set of white

into the Malawis Conversation Department of Alam-Blow University, where he teaches some of the simplest courses in the department. As simple as the courses he handles are, they are the courses female

" Sade, a female student in the class had addressed Don Juan one Tues

hat got to do with yo

approaching, and we have not treated many t

be grateful that I even showing up for lectures at all. And you should also take your studies very

rumbling silently and womanishly among themselves about his excessive lecherous attitude of touching their malawis (breasts) as soon as they had entered his office. Three among several of the students he had assaulted were sitting close to each other while his exchange with Sade took place. They were surprised at Sade's ignorance about what has been going on i

Jessica told Kofo

e herself his target, for daring to question

ead to an invitation to his office for sexual harassment at the end of the lec

talking about her and the lecturer. She was worried. "What is he going to invite me to his office for? After all, I did not insult him. 1 only asked why he came by 3:30

lecture on how to make good grades as I see you as a serious student," the

other and could not tell who exactly the l

ing at the lecturer to confirm who he was addressing. Sade did not bother or make any attempt to touch hersel

how he is talking as if he truly intends to help her to become a better student, whereas he has an ulterior motive, which will only dawn on her by th

the person being called," replie

to stop the noise. He drew a male student named Chiko close to himself, and whispered some words into his ears like conspirators.

ee you in his off

auda?" as

't know yet that Mr. Don Juan is the Dauda (indiscriminate philanderer),

upposed to mean

aff in this department. Even if you are a fresher for only two days in this department, when you go into the male toilet you will see all sorts of information writte

ore," Sade

e also written on the walls and door

same time wanting to get more information from Chiko about th

happening-babes' in this department, even when you are already in your

s how?" she h

sent by Dauda to you. If you want to know more, better ask the ladies who have visited him privately in his office

by what Chiko said about inscriptions on the walls and doors in the male toilet section. They decided to carry out investigation through Kofo. Le

auda's lecture today

it is the same you who in turn go back to the person discussed about to tell him or her that so-so-so person sa

ay you. By the way, where are you going?" she had said, while loo

the toilet to answer nature's call, and you are asking me whe

menstrual cycle, which was about to start. She excused him to allow her use the gents as her menstrual flow may soon spurt to stain her dress. Luckily, there was nobody in the six rooms within the gents compartment in the lavatory. Kofo went into the corridor that pave way to the six inner rooms, and closed the door against herself. Chiko stood guard outside to inform any male intending to use the toilet about the recent development. That a lady whose m

oor to come outside, two male students were approaching the toilet simultaneously. There and then, Chiko stepped forward to i

his is a male lavatory?" on

oo late and risky, considering the extent I was pressed. So, I excused Chiko to allow me use the gent

hen they are seriously pressed by nature at times, they br

adies do. But it did not take long before the reasons behind Kofo's stage managed menstrual flow drama at the gents came to Chiko's knowledge. Since ladies hardly find it difficult to expose secrets, the results of Kofo's findings about inscriptions on the walls and inner doors of the gents were made known to Je

female students are also to be blamed for seducing lecturers with their half nude dresses, to get l

f them were also at that time in class planning how they will wear skimpy blouses to school to attract a particular lecturer's attention. They have carried his cou

ss-my-nipples' white brassiere, which I will wear on top my above-the-knee 'tight-hot' jean skirt tomorrow to school

look-at-my-boobs' V-neck-shape design. I will wear it without putting on my brassiere to his office by weekend. I will knowingly drop my phone down when I enter his office. I will then slowly bend down to pick it up, which will

we want. No more carry-overs," they said in unison like actresses r

whose breasts seem to be threatening to fall out of their dangerously cut deep V-neck shape blouses, in his office. He was smiling generously at them like an American who had just

ou there," the

ing around Dauda's office. It is the first time she has entered his office since she became a student of that department.

can I he

t you want to see me

me why I came late to class, or why I am alway

hing to do was to keep quiet. He asked her to sit down. She sat on a chair placed beside the door

and arrange the unmarked ones on

d saw that she was busy arranging the scattered scripts meticulously. He passed beside her and went to lock the office door with a key, and put the key inside his trouser's right pocket. Sade was backing the door as she was arranging the scripts. When he passed her and went to lock the door, she had thought he was going out to take something from a nearby office or

time I am going to have a lecture, that any female student I have not tasted before should have the misfortune of asking me any question. I use it as an

ile, she summoned courage to sp

want to show me

beginning, to cooperate. If you cooperat

she ask

do is, go and see him in his office with money and your God-given-honey-pot, and your academic problem will be solved. Only those who

in through listening to lecturers' simple and clear explanation of concepts and theories in any course in the class. That is what makes one a well

ckly now, and fix another appropriate appointment at a more conducive place tomorrow or during the we

d her closely to himself, to exert pressure on her mons veneris by his rising walking stick, and at the

to overrun Victoria Island. Making a scene will only endanger her chances of graduating pe

ake love to a lady. Anybody can come and knock a

s and there is no answer, the p

known he would have switched off the phone before then. He left Sade momentarily and went to pick t

always fond of calling lecturers to ha

nd a meeting with the HOD now," Sade had suggested, discouragi

cooperate. But there is one more thing

it sir?"

e office, because I don't need to pay any bill for it. So, to avoid anything that can disturb our enjoyment tomorrow, it means you have to prepare food from your house

ent. Where do you expect me to get m

since they started their programme in this department. They will be graduating soon. See, here is their matriculation numbers. Go and check their GPA on the notice board later and see for yourself. Failure to keep to the appointment tomorrow is equal to auto

documents from the shelf and went out to attend the

rner they were spying from. When Sade had finally emerged from the Don's office due to the saving-grace of the staff meeting he has with the HOD, Bola and Jessica went rushing to her, to console her. They thought he must have eaten her forbidden fruit, considering the amount of time she had spent alone together with him inside the office with the door locked. Sade intuitively knew they were familiar with the Don's antics and concluded that they must have also passed through the same experience she had just passed through in his office, due to the way they showed concern and solidarity with her. They actually knew the type of shameless dog Don Juan has been. They knew him as the type of man who may not be ashamed to make love to a lady in the glaring view of public eyes if given the chance. He had made passes at both friends on different occasions, by fondling their malawis as

oth of them had said as soon

l help a great deal to save many ladies being molested by lecturers, to gain freedom from by-force-sex from men like

themselves can cooperate like we are doing now, sexual assault will be a thin

al she uses to pass across the message of desiring to be in his arms any night she wants him to make love to her. The cooking of a special food for her husband as a silent way of inviting him to make love to her anytime, had previously enticed him. For it is said that the best way to a man's heart is to prepare for him the best food he loves eating. But that night, Don Juan's wife's food magic she employed to draw her husband to her arms failed woefully. All her enquiries from him why he turned down her matrimonial conjugational advances that night was met with grave-like silence from him. She was restless and turned from side to side in the bed for several hours beside her husband, who kept murmuring some inaudible words, un

tor. He had visited a barber's shop the previous day to have a haircut. Posing like a gentleman of the Lord and a senior lecturer that had come to visit the Vice Chancellor of the institution was no problem for him at all. "Yes sir, yes sir, and yes sir," the staff had answered all his inquiries as he booked Room 6 in the guest hous

one female student in his office that morning, as she bumped into the office without knocking. The lady was sitting in Juan's laps in a chair beside his desk. The lady had jumped embarrassingly as Sade opened the door unannounced. The lady's blouse was unbuttoned from the root of her malawis to her travel. Dauda had thought that since other lecturers were busy in class with students, nobody will pose a threat or come to disturb his early morning romance. He had planned to go to Sade's class by 12:00pm, to fulfill his previou

rly to my office

am ready as everything has been

ful of you," he

dent, while he was locking his office and discarded h

d told that she was madly in love with a lecturer who has done her a great help and she thought no other better way to thank him

what it takes to be called a fast thinking guy. Only such person understands why it is necessary for female students who want to pass to service l

y because I told him it will not be ideal for me to carry the food to the class fo

loyment into the university to teach in the Malawis Conversation Department at that moment. She was more concerned about the smooth execution of her plan against him that day. She was praying within her mind that nothing should alter her plan which was already in place. "This is the end of his restless walking stick," she had thought inwardly, as they were passin

phone, and it will start recording all activities going on in the bed immediately. She had locked the chalet door, and quickly rushed to Juan's front and undid his tie. She threw the tie carelessly at one corner. She unbutton

want, just wait and see," she had told him as he stood transfixed watching her p

old her as he lay upon the bed compl

as recorded evidence like the camera phone she had already planted in the chalet. She was however, doubtful of the camera phone to function properly. Having considered some other options at that point, she decided to stick to her original plan, by taking the risk of relying on the camera phone. The few seconds she was conte

ed her super figure eight curvatures. She picked the skirt and walked towards where the camera phone was placed, and stylishly used one of her fingers to graze the portion that would automatically wake the phone camera video to start recording. Don Juan was not aware of what had taken place. He was suffused with appetizing gulping of saliva rushing to

er be caged under his masculine spell, or go ahead and nail him according to my original plan?' She had thought it over and over again in her mind as waves of desire mounted from crest to crest in the grooves of her feminine river, as they were in the bed. 'Uhm, uhm' she had moaned excitedly at his marvelous kisses. She has never been kissed in such manner by any man before. His kisses had enthralled her with erotic paroxysm that made her shiver with ecstatic spasms, like someone undergoing electrocution. Some gasps of sm, sm, uh, ah escaped subconsciously from her t

oblem?" Don Jua

d started that early morning. Don Juan was mad with anger. His John Thomas was already erect and nodding like an Agama lizard, while it was threatening to strike like a rocket burning with great heat. Cooling his projectile down without' Sade's warm feminine marmalade was tantamou

ing your monthly period before you went

y sir," sh

e had replied her, shou

our voice outside," she had said preten

or not. I am going to sleep with you, your menstruation notwithstanding," he had said, with his

screams alerted the security staff of the guest house. There was a thick air of alarm in the environment as the security personnel and other guests lodged in th

aff had chorused, when they finally located the

follow the right direction their intuition led them. A little crowd standing at a section within the east end of the guest house had attracted their attention, when they saw a group of men banging at a door. While the shouting and banging at the door by the security personnel was taking place, Dan Juan became overwhelmed with remorse. He blamed himself for shouting so loud to attract outsiders as Sade had earlier cautioned him, even though she was not sincere with the caution. She had used the respite provided by the shouting voices outside to qui

he security personnel, by putting up a

property in this compound. We don't want anybody to be killed and left behind

sed them, and said further, pointing to Sade; "This idiot here stole my money and I was trying to collected it back from her, and s

today!" some of the spectators had

th me by-force, even after I had told him I was seeing my period," she explained to the list

nstrual game. That is how some of you ladies are behaving," one of the secu

ot the truth," Sade ha

als of Bola and Jessica in the department. It was at that moment he realized that if he did not 'pipe low,' the news of his sexual escapade will not only reach all ears in the Malawis Conversation Department, but may also become an interesting story for the institution's m

told him all the threats Sade had earlier told them. The maverick Don Juan, became a sacramental Don Juan overnight. All academically hard working female students in the department studied in peace and joy thereafter. The lazy ones among the female students, wh

med him with different titles such as 'I am tired,' and 'The Lusty

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