Palmwine Nipples

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and diseases are common. It usually attracts different kinds of quacks

lessly like ants with no break time, Ominigbo, a seller of drugs found a small space beside the pavement that divided the road into two sides. He spread out a white rumpled nylon that

am here again-o o my tough and troublesome Ajengunle

is usual ever demanding target audience. Without much ado, he formerly made up to ten thousand naira sales daily from the fake and genuine drugs he sells to his gullible wretched clientele. But nowadays th

must look for a magician to learn some tricks to attract a large crowd to my business. If I continue like this, the way business is dull, I am very sure within a short time, I may not even h

nigbo who sells drugs for the cure of gonorrhea, syphilis, gum, and teeth pains etc along the roadside. He looked at the sky, and blinked as if to command the sun never to disappear and allow a drop of rain to spoil his business. At that juncture, he released a thunderous belch as a result of thr

er to power the brain and tongue," he apologized to the girl as she slightly rested on

e wanted to whisper into the lady's ear, to ask for her phone number in order to call her later for intimate discussion. "This is not time for chasing any lady. All ladies are parasites one way or the other. You either spend money or waste your energy and sperm on them, yet they will still think that they are doing you a fa

them, or some of his favourite old jokes he usually employed to hold them spellbound with laughter. A good sales man must not only just be

I know those wen no dey fail to buy something from me. But today, my people, una go know say O

h!!!" they

cook myself come back. I fit comot disease from any p

ed, thinking it was one of his new jokes h

-o o," he said

come T.B. Joshua?"

o soon see somet

merely looking and blinking at the objects. He also said in the same manner, he cou

on't it fall down on anybody standing or pas

rything get im own law wey dey contro

inked at a forklift machine driving by, and made it go airborne and remain static in

said, "Hey you, whistle like a drunken Shaolin Master." As soon as t

l, wonderful," was the ovation that

dem park for there?" he pointed, and the spectators nodded, "I go lift a

nounce Okokomaiko, Ominigbo merely focused his gaze on the trailer and blinked thrice. To their utmost surprise, the trailer rose gigantically like an aircraft going airbo

l of three years old, strapped to her mother's back, to whistle. She did, and the trailer gorgeously de

y levels don chang

much, you too much!"

en selling, a ninety-nine years old looking man who was passing by and had witnessed the lifting of the trailer, managed to struggle through the crowd to talk to Ominigbo. At first Ominigbo was frightened when the old

make e no fall again? Just make am stand make I go sammer all those small girls for my street wen do

sposal that day. If there was a way he could pack ordinary sand into small nylons and sell to them, he could have done so. Having exhausted the stock, he brought that day, he said he would only perform a healin

dick started rising gradually to the amazement of the old man and the spectators pushing each other to get a better view of the live drama unfolding before their very eyes. His dick became fully erect and burning wi

e old man warned as everywhere became tense, while his eye

ive bottles of beer and three plates of pepper soup for a job well done on that day. He had made over 1000 per cent profit within thirty minutes unlike his previous outings th

e high prices it offers to customers, which was conspicuously displayed on a sign board outside. He had decided to have a taste of their services that day as he had made so much money. After unknowingly eating the tongue of a goat which was part of the "or

dary Road, as if when he walks fast, the money will disappear. But suddenly, he bumped into a woman with very wide hips, who almost made him fall as her right hip shoved him sideways. He lost balance and staggered left and right, which caus

sales men using various stunts to attract passer bys attention), met Ominogbo lamenting his woes to whoever cared to listen in a societ

J City, what is the problem?"

poor man o o,"he managed to respond amidst honking of cars and roadsi

about how to tackle human challenges. It is not good for s popular guy like you in AJ City to be seen lamenting by the road side like this. Don't you know ma

envied than the pitiable situation I am now. It is not something that I can discuss with you right n

tuation that could make a matured man weep so shamelessly in the public. He pitied him i

o matter how far the distance your house is within Lagos

end you come this right time

cts at times. There is something that has been disturbing my mind for some time, which I wanted to seek your opinion about by tomorrow before I just met you unexpectedly in lame

sually keeps it. He heaved a sigh of relief as the phone was still there safe and sound. He told Omormor his number off hand and asked him to flash him immediately so that he could store his number too