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n the North Koreans hacked Sony Pictures because they were putting out that movie where Seth Rogen and James Franco were going to go assassinate Kim Jong Un? Yeah. You probably don't,
bassador. I'm the only woman in my department. I have the best social skills of my co-workers (which is a low bar, believe
fact, I'm kind of on the curvy side. (I told you I like cupcakes.) So, although I occasionally get
e's free
y badass – and probably the most opulent place I've ever seen. Plush carpet. Twenty-foot-long, ceiling-high mirrors everywhere. Beau
g the old horny studio executives, drinking my free cham
ke a young Hugh Jackman. Super-expensive tux with an immaculate bow-tie. Broad sh
o-workers feel like
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ing! He's so, soooo hot. But I figure
of looks at me, but glances around intermittently, like we're havin
sandalwood and musk – exoti
he says. His tone of vo
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ook like you're trying to fuck anybody over
osses off the f-bomb in a casual conversation. Espec
is about actual sexual intercourse, a
e.' 'Emphatic grammatical
sees my reaction.
n line of letting him know I'm not that kind of g
our name?
ally don't ask for his name becau
sentations for your job, E
suming I am. I hate that every guy I meet in LA thinks I'm an actress and not, say, a
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nervous b
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ness disappears, and you just go with it, and
at him.
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blushing even ho
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us right now. Or even acknowledge that I know he's talking abo
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impresses the
stray to my cleavage. Not once. He either looks me in t
ponse?"
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ays, and takes my wrist in his hand.