YEAST OF EDEN

f course, not at the store. primarily because they always had puppies and little children walkin

delicious bliss. Fun was equal to a penis without white icing. Porn was eq

in her mouth, saying, "Thanks." She wasn't consum

nt here." Her curvy lady ling

riday, she indulged in goodies that completely contradicted the diet her human companion was following

as not

gave an eye roll. "I'll start makin

nd as though Jamela and her companion were about to

for selling iced cookies that

r vagina is drier than the Sahara, I'm assuming not, but you never know. I'm not aware of it, but you might have a little shifter boyfriend that you

to meet people, let alone bang them and get their semen for cookie

ie and put it in her mouth. "Your b

t's assuming he could

of bed if he doesn't. Foot

gave a heads

a man because he was bad? Let's take this a step back. The

wasn't particularly beautiful by society's standards. She had a fantastic set of tits and a

. I mean, wearing my under

wever, it felt natural to sit in the center of

e, it is deceptive advertising if he is unable to fulfill the hot guy image promi

it," Jamela

n do we

her eyes. "

to become the crazy ladies with a million cats and five hundred boxes of Made for TV junk. Emma didn't want to ad

perator error, he's thrown away." Emma was

sterful Dic

know what to do with his penis is beyond me. I mean, th

dreds of thousands of years and evolution couldn't have passed

less Vagina cookies that were anatomically correct, you could carry Vagina cookies

ha

up with. It wasn't just Jamela's human half that was annoyed by joyless sex. The cat was pretty frustrated with the men she brought hom

e the dong cookies a little slimmer." Emma got to work biting off

ma.

rrower. "Like this!" She held up her treats. "But imagi

er best friend to

ong aiming for the impromptu vagina. "Oh, it would work better if there was a ho

ed the cookies back. "No perverting the cook

it

o her, too. "Anyway," Jamela checked her watch, "I gotta go. I have a br

aturdays were her slow days. Apparently everyone wanted a pastry on the way to work or a cupcake o

eeds to be Wine Night. But not Wine Night Turns Lesbian Fu

e and redirected the conversati

knows how to get h

the acronym TMI. Emma was one of th

er friend rol

fifteen minutes and despite the fact her bakery was only three shops down, she needed time to psych herself up for it. It was

be all about me and finding Mr. Right. Or Mr

e her sister's life stayed on the straight and narrow. Making sure she

not becoming

er!" Jamela waved

light and fast over the carpet

hat was

, Emma had been trying to shove panties in her

bag was already stuffed with tissue paper and proba

ut if Billy Addams comes around again." Or talked to her b

mbled. She hated w

about him. And change her panties. And then wonder where she could accidentally on purpose run into him. But she wasn't desperate or anything. At

o be on the safe side so when she

d Jame

back at her. Go

s all about rubbing on him as if he were the most c

at her BFF and tugged on the shop's door

you start getting hot and bothered, you should think about a preemptiv

n't care if the description was gross or not. It was fucking accurate. One look, one sound from him and it was over. Panties were officially a

for his touch. It ached to pounce and claim the man, but she was okay with letting him have his way the first

. Wait, what

red to life and overtook her in a heated wash of need. Billy's nostrils flared, his

e a

fucking

hould be

ame and he breathed deeply, abs

he flavors of her des

by. She whipped her head around and glared at her best friend through the door's

e fought to calm her racing heart, the thundering thud of t

me. Ever. Because if he did, she was gonna come ju

st

ous ba

her throat. "Fin

and then his gaze flicked to the ground before

pped

which totally coincided with the size of his dick) reaching for the bag she'd been carrying. T

o the pristine bag. No, not all. He held onto a pair

se Billy was a wolf, and like all shifters, had better hearing than humans. A lot better. Better enough for him to

. "How long have y

g en