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Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)

Sheppard Lee, Written by Himself. Vol. 2 (of 2)

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Chapter 1 THE PHILANTHROPIST'S FAMILY.

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erable, I never could satisfactorily determine. Philosophers, indeed, contend for the superior poignancy of the former; but I must confess a leaning to the other side of the question. What is the pain of a broken heart to that of the toothache? The poets speak of vipers in the bosom; what are they compared to a bug in the ear? Be this, however, as it may, it is certain I had a most dreadful time of it in Mr. Longstraw's body; and it would have been much worse, had not the blows I had received on the head kept me for a long time in a de

led around me, there were two individuals so constantly in attendance, and so careful and affectionate in all their deportment, that I did not doubt they were members of my new family. Indeed, I had no so

in his appearance, wearing smallclothes, shoe-buckles, and a hat with a brim full five inches wide, which he seldom laid aside. These gave him a patriarchal appeara

ers of the most fashionable cut and pattern; he had a gold guard-chain, worn abroad, and his watch, which, in all likelihood, was gold also, was stuck in his vest-pocket, in the manner approved of by bucks and men of the world, instead of being deposited, according to the system of the wise, in a fob over the epigastrium; and, to crown his list of vanities, he had in his shirt a breastpin, which he took care to keep constantly visible, containing jewels of seven or eigh

t stare, seized upon one of my hands, which he fell to mumbling and munching in a highly enthusiastic manner, crying out, with inexpressible joy and fervour, "Blessed be the day! and does thee open thee eyes again? Verily, this shall be a day of rejoicing, and not to me only, the loving Abel Snipe,

r suddenly cut them short by exclaiming, "Come, Snipe, none of thee confounded nonsense. I reckon uncle Zack has had enough phil

till tugging at my hand, "thee does not seem to rejoice at thee uncle's recovery as

if thee tugs at uncle Zack in that way, and

y," sa

ness; which is very true-but not in the sense of murder. So let us hold our tongues; and do thou

and by their looks of affection. I longed to embrace them both, but had not the strength; and, indeed, it was t

wn of my head to the sole of my foot, whenever I attempted to move, were less racking and poignant; and, waking from a slumber that had been

nipe,"

s again!" said Abel Snipe, devouring my ha

s Abel Snip

Snipe, and no other," said he

el, seeing that there has a confusion come over my bra

, and they regarded me with wo and horror. I saw he thought my

bel; but, of a verity, I th

ver the head with a club, so that the bone was broken, and thee was as one that was dead; b

o such wicked deed; but we will admonish the poor man of the wickedne

r blood,' and the thing that is flesh said, 'Vengeance on the wicked man that smote the friend of the afflicted!' But now thy goodness reproves me, and teaches me better things: wherefore I say, be not hard

assion. The generous Abel discoursed to me of the thousands I-that is, my prototype, the true Zachariah-had rescued from want and affliction, and of the thousands whom I was yet to relieve. My brain took fire at the thought, and I exulted in a sense of my virtue; I perceived, in imagination, the tear of distress chased away by that of gratitude; I heard the sob of sorrow succeeded by the sigh of happiness, and the prayer of beseeching changed to the prayer of praise and than

relieve them, Abel

s in my pocket. Blessed be the deed, for I have not now a cent that I can call my own. As for thine, Zachariah, it became me not to dispense it, without thy s

d me with concern

ung man Jonathan is not a

f a French dancing-woman, and hung it in his chamber, swearing (for he hath a contempt for affirmation) that it is a good likeness of the maiden Ellen Wild; and yesterday I did perceive him squeaking at a heathenish wind-instrument, called a flute, and thereupon he did avow an intention to try his hand at that more paganish thing of strings, called a fiddle; and, oh! what grieved me above all, and caused the spirit within me to cry 'avaunt! and get thee away, Jonathan,' he did offer me a ticket, of the cost of one

irit to wax sorrowful within me. But it is fitting, before pursuing such conversations fur

d heir, and had treated him as such, from his childhood up. The great wish of Zachariah was to make the adopted son a philanthropist, like himself; in which, however, he was destined to disappointment; for Jonathan was of a wild and worldly turn, fond of frolic and amusement, and extremely averse to squander in works of ch

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1 Chapter 1 THE PHILANTHROPIST'S FAMILY.2 Chapter 2 SOME ACCOUNT OF THE WORTHY ABEL SNIPE.3 Chapter 3 IN WHICH THE YOUNG MAN JONATHAN ARGUES SEVERAL CASES OF CONSCIENCE, WHICH ARE RECOMMENDED TO BE BROUGHT BEFORE YEARLY MEETING.4 Chapter 4 CONTAINING LITTLE OR NOTHING SAVE APOSTROPHES, EXHORTATIONS, AND QUARRELS.5 Chapter 5 WHICH IS SHORT AND MORAL, AND CAN THEREFORE BE SKIPPED.6 Chapter 6 AN INCONVENIENCE OF BEING IN ANOTHER MAN'S BODY, WHEN CALLED UPON TO GIVE EVIDENCE AS TO ONE'S OWN EXIT.7 Chapter 7 THE SORROWS OF A PHILANTHROPIST.8 Chapter 8 THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED.9 Chapter 9 CONTAINING A DIFFICULTY.10 Chapter 10 IN WHAT MANNER MR. ZACHARIAH LONGSTRAW DETERMINED TO IMPROVE HIS FORTUNE.11 Chapter 11 IN WHICH A CATASTROPHE BEGINS.12 Chapter 12 IN WHICH THE CATASTROPHE IS CONTINUED.13 Chapter 13 THE DéNOUEMENT OF THE DRAMA.14 Chapter 14 A REMARK, IN WHICH THE AUTHOR APPEARS AS A POLITICIAN, AND ABUSES BOTH PARTIES.15 Chapter 15 AN UNCOMMON ADVENTURE THAT BEFELL THE AUTHOR.16 Chapter 16 IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE TAKES A JOURNEY, AND DISCOVERS THE SECRET OBJECT OF HIS CAPTORS.17 Chapter 17 CONTAINING OTHER SECRETS, BUT NOT SO IMPORTANT.18 Chapter 18 IN WHICH THE AUTHOR APPROACHES A CLIMAX IN HIS ADVENTURES.19 Chapter 19 CONTAINING A SPECIMEN OF ELOQUENCE, WITH SOME ACCOUNT OF THE DANGERS OF LYNCHDOM.20 Chapter 20 IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE FINDS EVERY THING BLACK ABOUT HIM.21 Chapter 21 IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE IS INTRODUCED TO HIS MASTER.22 Chapter 22 AN OLD WOMAN'S CURE FOR A DISEASE EXTREMELY PREVALENT BOTH IN THE COLOURED AND UNCOLOURED CREATION.23 Chapter 23 SOME ACCOUNT OF RIDGEWOOD HILL, AND THE AUTHOR'S OCCUPATIONS.24 Chapter 24 IN WHICH THE AUTHOR FURTHER DESCRIBES HIS SITUATION, AND PHILOSOPHIZES ON THE STATE OF SLAVERY.25 Chapter 25 RECOLLECTIONS OF SLAVERY.26 Chapter 26 A SCENE ON THE BANKS OF THE POTOMAC, WITH THE HUMOURS OF AN AFRICAN IMPROVISATORE.27 Chapter 27 THE AUTHOR DESCENDS AMONG THE SLAVES, AND SUDDENLY BECOMES A MAN OF FIGURE, AND AN INTERPRETER OF NEW DOCTRINES.28 Chapter 28 WHAT IT WAS THE NEGROES HAD DISCOVERED AMONG THE SCANTLING.29 Chapter 29 THE EFFECT OF THE PAMPHLET ON ITS READER AND HEARERS.30 Chapter 30 THE HATCHING OF A CONSPIRACY.31 Chapter 31 HOW THE SPOILS OF VICTORY WERE INTENDED TO BE DIVIDED.32 Chapter 32 THE ATTACK OF THE INSURGENTS UPON THE MANSION AT RIDGEWOOD HILL.33 Chapter 33 THE TRAGICAL OCCURRENCES THAT FOLLOWED.34 Chapter 34 THE RESULTS OF THE INSURRECTION, WITH A TRULY STRANGE AND FATAL CATASTROPHE THAT BEFELL THE AUTHOR.35 Chapter 35 CONTAINING AN INKLING OF THE LIFE AND HABITS OF MR. ARTHUR MEGRIM.36 Chapter 36 THE HAPPY CONDITION IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE IS AT LAST PLACED.37 Chapter 37 THE EMPLOYMENTS OF A YOUNG GENTLEMAN OF FORTUNE.38 Chapter 38 SOME ACCOUNT OF THE INCONVENIENCES OF HAVING A DIGESTIVE APPARATUS.39 Chapter 39 THE SAME SUBJECT CONTINUED, WITH AN ACCOUNT OF SEVERAL SURPRISING TRANSFORMATIONS.40 Chapter 40 AN ACCOUNT OF THE WOES OF AN EMPEROR OF FRANCE, WHICH HAVE NEVER BEFORE APPEARED IN HISTORY.41 Chapter 41 IN WHICH SHEPPARD LEE IS CONVINCED THAT ALL IS NOT GOLD WHICH GLISTENS.42 Chapter 42 IN WHICH THE AUTHOR STUMBLES UPON AN OLD ACQUAINTANCE.43 Chapter 43 CONTAINING AN ACCOUNT OF THE WONDERFUL DISCOVERIES OF THE GERMAN DOCTOR.44 Chapter 44 SHEPPARD LEE FLIES FROM THE GERMAN DOCTOR, AND FINDS HIMSELF AGAIN IN NEW-JERSEY.45 Chapter 45 WHAT HAD HAPPENED AT WATERMELON HILL DURING THE AUTHOR'S ABSENCE.46 Chapter 46 CONTAINING THE SUBSTANCE OF A SINGULAR DEBATE BETWIXT THE AUTHOR AND HIS BROTHER, WITH A PHILOSOPHIC DEFENCE OF THE AUTHOR'S CREDIBILITY.47 Chapter 47 BEING THE LAST CHAPTER OF ALL.