A Night With My Ex's Boss

drinks. Loudly. She's become a lot more adventurous in the sex depar

. She shrugs. "It's the only time we get to ourse

at, we'd be celibate," Stevie replies. That's true. Suz

. "You look

. "No, I'm not." I sigh. "This is the most chilled I've ever been in my life

topic is not open

rly 30...that's frightenin

m aging.. can you please stop emailing me that picture with all the ca

have some love interest this

de, studying me. "Although I

m routine." "You need to do something regularly for it t

hours." I snap defensively. "After a while, t

two are still in the honeymoon period

em sit on the s

ten are you and Ben h

tion rat

s we can...," I trail off, tr

once

ecently with work and everything." She stares at me "ok,

head, laughing. "He's defin

Mind you, if he was, then it would me

m I sa

t wanted to la

!" "You don't want to?" Cat is staring at me. "Charlie, you have to have sex with your b

s ago, I was really good at pretending that I enjoyed it, and I could do that at least once a we

't you like

acted. And bored. Now it kind of f

repeats, distrau

ever wander when

king about the task at hand." She

you get dis

sex, the Seattle office had an open issue

ng his head off. "That poor bloke. It must be like havi

itates, "is it sex

missively. "I love Ben obviously

s m

o love Barney." I cannot believe she has

ever heard. I mean, I know you and Stevie

ip I found in her bedroom when I went in to borrow her purple top. "Oh, you know you

ut it, I take another large gulp of wine. I

ngs up a little. You are right; a couple can't just do the sa

hat ca

u try talking

dirty to Ben before; it has just been a

hone. Google wil

*

I'm in my bedroom in a fluffy pink underwear set that I bought from Ann Summers on sale. I'm draped

he knocks o

I answe

the bed, head down into the pill

exiest come-fuck-me outfit, and I feel lik