Dear Ex-husband, I'm Better Without You!

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om clad in a grey bathrobe, a sma

bconsciously made his way to fetch it. As soon as he saw the caller ID, he frowned and declined the call. H

of the bed, a defeated sigh eventually escaping his lips. He hunched forward, restin

on vibrating, but he did

y there were a pill for regret, he would have taken an overdose, so as to r

ld still be married to Lily by now. His business wouldn't have ended up in a state where they need

etrieved the still-vibrating phone. He answered th

o? Why haven't you sent the money? Do

all and blocked her number. Then he dialled anot

"Vilson, I want you to prepare divorce papers. For me and Miriam. Pull every string

e recipient replied b

e your mind this time. I'll give you what you want, Miriam!

got a call. He rushed out and headed to

didn't say a word. She kept her arms locked o

ial bedroom. He took out a document from the various copies in the package and w

shed it out from his pocket. It was his

n million, honey?" Her tone

hing for you, dear," he told

thing,

s she charged up them was heard, and soon, she entered the roo

nt, angry look before

you have something for me, huh? If it's what I want, I promise, I'll let you between my thighs for a whole week,

re disappointe

ue a woman of this calibre? How did she make

pointed to the document l

ement materialising on h

er smile. "Why d

ad I am at guesses,

his look cute, but now, he c

eaded, wanting to hold

till working, right? So use them proper

're doing now?" She ask

er you're done making good use of your eyes, find me. I'll be in the kitchen," with that,

Spreading my legs for him freely would only make me look cheap. By billing him, he'd know my worth even better. As for that gown... though it's not necessary, but I need the money. If I didn't lose that b

, helped herself to a chair and draped her left leg over th

arrogance fled, replaced by a m

unable to register the reality. She rubbed her eyes, j

was the

pages, and a frown mat

h tightly clenched. "I haven't filed for divorce, and he dared be

name on repeat, but she got no response. With her right hand placed on the

was helping himself to a bowl of cereal and mi

threw the papers o

m his shirt pocket and placed

nted to heights, and her chest started rising

ponded before scooping another spoonful

re you nuts

said. So please do the honours and affix your signature in the required places. Your al

e, causing the spoon to fly out of the bowl, sp

temper with you!" Roberto fum