Nasr-en-din Hotza Funny Stories

Nasr-en-din Hotza Funny Stories

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Nasr-en-din Hotza Funny Stories Chapter 1 No.1

Μια μ?ρα, ?να? χωρικ?? ?πιασε μιαν ?γρια χ?να, και την π?γε πεσκ?σι του Χ?τζα. Γιατ? ε?πε μ?σα του: ?Ποιο? ξ?ρει; ?νθρωπο? που ανακατε?εται με του? μεγ?λου? ε?νε, και μπορε?, καμμι? ?ρα, να τ?νε λ?βω αν?γκη!?

Ο Χ?τζα? δ?χτηκε με πολλ?? ευχαριστ?ε? το δ?ρο, περιποι?θηκε με τιμ? το δωρητ?, τ?νε φιλοξ?νησε στο σπ?τι του, εκε?νην τη ν?κτα, και μαζ? του ευφρ?νθηκε τη χ?να, που η γυνα?κα του την ε?χε κ?νη εξα?ρετη σο?πα.

?στερα απ? καμι? βδομ?δα, ? δυο, ο χωρικ?? ?τυχε να κατεβ? στην π?λι, κ' επειδ? τον πρ?λαβε η ν?χτα, π?γε στο σπ?τι του Χ?τζα και χτ?πησε την π?ρτα:

- Ποιο? ε?νε; ρ?τησε ο Χ?τζα?.

- Ε?μαι ο ?νθρωπο? που σο?φερε τη χ?να.

- Α! Κ?πιασε! Κ?πιασε!

Και πρ?θυμα του ?νοιξε την π?ρτα, και τον ?βαλε στον οντ? του και τον εφιλοξ?νησε με τι? ?διε? περιποι?σει? ?πω? και την πρ?τη φορ?. Γιατ? ε?πε μ?σα του: ?Ποιο? ξ?ρει; ?νθρωπο? φιλ?τιμο? φα?νεται: μπορε? να μου στε?λη και καν?να ?λλο πεσκ?σι απ' το χωρι?!?

?στερα απ? κ?μποσε? μ?ρε?, ?ρθαν, ?να βρ?δυ, στο σπ?τι του Χ?τζα μερικο? χωρι?τε?, και του ζ?τησαν φιλοξεν?α.

- Ποιοι ε?σθε σει?; ρ?τησε ο Χ?τζα?.

- Ε?μαστε οι γειτ?νοι του ανθρ?που που σο?φερε τη χ?να, απ?ντησαν εκε?νοι.

Ο Χ?τζα? του? δ?χτηκε με καλωσ?νη, του? ?βαλε κ' ?φαγαν, και του? κρ?τησε να κοιμηθο?ν στο σπ?τι του, τη ν?χτα. Μα, ?ταν, ?στερα απ? κ?μποσε? μ?ρε?, παρουσι?στηκαν κι' ?λλοι, κ' ε?παν: ?Ε?μαστε οι γειτ?νοι των γειτ?νων του ανθρ?που που σο?φερε τη χ?να!?, ο Χ?τζα? ε?πε μ?σα του: ?Βρε, το πρ?μμα, βλ?πω, π?ει κορδ?νι!? ?μω?, δε μ?λησε τ?ποτα, μ?νε του? ε?πε:

- Καλ?? ωρ?σατε, καλ?? ωρ?σατε! Κοπι?στε στ' αρχοντικ? μου!

Κι' αφο? του? κ?θισε στον οντ? του, κ' ?στρωσε το τραπ?ζι ?βαλε μπρο? στον καθ?να απ? ?να πι?το βαθ?, γεμ?το νερ?. Οι ξ?νοι, κοιτ?χτηκαν αναμεταξ? του? κ' ε?παν:

- Τι ε?νε το?το;

- Ε?νε η σο?πα τη? σο?πα? τη? χ?να?, καταδεχθ?τε την, φ?λοι μου! ε?πε ο Χ?τζα?.

Φυσικ?, εκε?νοι π?ρανε τα βρεμμ?να του? και φ?γανε κ' ?τσι ο Χ?ντζα? γλ?τωσε κι' απ' εκε?νον που το?φερε τη χ?να, κι' απ? του? οχληρο?? γειτ?νου? και παραγειτ?νου? ?εκε?νου που το?φερε τη χ?να?.

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