S**y Ass Detective and Me

S**y Ass Detective and Me

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I didn't kill my asshole ex-boyfriend. I knew I might've said I would countless times in the text I sent before we broke up, and I wasn't the calmest person. But I really didn't kill him. I, however, am the number one and only suspect of his murder since to everyone else he was a sAiNt. But hey, let's not talk ill of the dead. The point is, I was stuck at the station being questioned about something I didn't do. And I thought it was the worst thing that could've possibly happened to me. That is, until I set eyes on the detective of the case. I may just play along for a while. See where this thing goes....

S**y Ass Detective and Me Chapter 1 Prologue

A knock on my door distracted me from my movie marathon, just as it was getting to the good part. With an eye roll and a very exaggerated groan, I dragged myself to open it.

"Who are you? " I asked as soon as I yanked the door open.

The woman watched me with an eyebrow raised before peering over my shoulder to see inside my living room.

"Good day mam. May I come in? " She asked in a monotone voice, and it was my time to raise an eyebrow.

"No you may not. Who are you? " I asked more sternly. She didn't look impressed, but her face held no emotion--much like her voice.

"Did you know a Sheldon Myers mam? " She asked, completely catching my attention.

"Yes. He's my good for nothing cheating ex-boyfriend. Are you his new bitch?" I sneered. "He could've done better. "

I thought I would've received some sort of emotion from her, but she remained stoic. What's her deal?

"Are you aware of his current state mam? "

"Hopefully dead in a ditch somewhere for all I care. Now what do you really want?" I was growing real annoyed by this woman, and I was in no mood for an argument either.

But for the first time since she got here, she showed emotion. She regarded me in shock for a while, before her face scrunched into disgust.

"I thought you would've at least denied it. You really are a sick person" She spat; but before I could interrogate her further, she grabbed me and flawlessly spun me around against the wall. I felt as the cold metal feeling of handcuffs wrap their way around my wrists, and that's when I started to panic.

"Hey what the hell are you doing! Let me go! " I shouted as I wiggled and writhed beneath her.

"You're under arrest for the murder of Mr Sheldon Myers. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorn-"

"I didn't kill anyone!" I protested as I cut her off. "And what kind of officer are you? You didn't even introduce yourself properly to me! And what ever happened to uniforms huh? Ever heard of those?"

"Miss Leir please stop fighting. You will be brought in for questioning. If you continue to behave like this, I will have no choice but to taze you" That surely shut me up as I willing walked with her to her car.

I couldn't believe he was dead-- murdered at that. I didn't like the guy, but he didn't deserve to be murdered.

And I, as it seemed, was the number one suspect.

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ā€œI didn't kill my asshole ex-boyfriend. I knew I might've said I would countless times in the text I sent before we broke up, and I wasn't the calmest person. But I really didn't kill him. I, however, am the number one and only suspect of his murder since to everyone else he was a sAiNt. But hey, let's not talk ill of the dead. The point is, I was stuck at the station being questioned about something I didn't do. And I thought it was the worst thing that could've possibly happened to me. That is, until I set eyes on the detective of the case. I may just play along for a while. See where this thing goes....ā€
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Chapter 1 Prologue

04/02/2021

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Chapter 2 A Little Danger

04/02/2021

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Chapter 3 Sexy Wrists

04/02/2021

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Chapter 4 I'm A Big Girl, Detective

04/02/2021

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Chapter 5 Consequences Be Damned

04/02/2021

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Chapter 6 Think About It

05/02/2021

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Chapter 7 Party Pooper

07/02/2021

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Chapter 8 My Angel

09/02/2021

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Chapter 9 What Happened

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Chapter 10 Wise Words and Little Streams

13/02/2021

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Chapter 11 First Date

15/02/2021

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Chapter 12 Initiate

18/02/2021

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Chapter 13 Erotica

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Chapter 14 Attempt Gone Wrong

23/02/2021

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Chapter 15 His Promise

25/02/2021

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Chapter 16 Proposal

27/02/2021

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Chapter 17 Mommy Issues

02/03/2021

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Chapter 18 Bingo

05/03/2021

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Chapter 19 Withholding Nothing

07/03/2021

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Chapter 20 Tristan's Rage

11/03/2021

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Chapter 21 Redemption Never Came

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Chapter 22 Wakey-Wakey

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Chapter 23 Daddy Issues

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Chapter 24 Be Vulnerable

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Chapter 25 Bail Hearing

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Chapter 26 Hot And Bothered

06/04/2021

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Chapter 27 Why Dad, Why

10/04/2021

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Chapter 28 Trial And Freedom

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Chapter 29 Sexy Ass Detective And Me-Final

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Chapter 30 Epilogue

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