Buy a Daddy to Baby My Mommy

“Mommy, where did I come from?” Looking at Fu Zhengzheng who is coquetting in front of the mirror, Fu Xing poses his first question today.

Fu Zhengzheng stops her poses and turns around to see her son’s eyes full of doubt and expectation, then she swallows her saliva embarrassedly...

The night six years ago reappears in her mind, in that chamber…

“Mommy, why don’t you answer me? Where did I come from?” Fu Xing, raising his head, pulls on Fu Zhengzheng’s skirt and asks again.

Fu Zhengzheng’s thoughts are interrupted when she has just recalled the past, and her expression becomes unnatural.

Where did you come from? Anyway, she can’t admit that he was the prize of her promiscuity after heavy drinking!

“You were stolen by me from aliens!”

Fu Xing pouts his mouth with a doubtful expression, “Liar! Why don’t you say that I was picked up from a garbage dump?”

“That has been out date now. Mommy asked Professor Do Min-joon to steal you from the outer space. Well, you are going to be late for school. Hurry up!” Fu Zhengzheng, wearing a serious expression, continues her lies while holding her bag.

Fu Xing curls his lip with disdain.

Having sent her son to the kindergarten, Fu Zhengzheng hurries to the Weihan Building.

Looking at the long queue of interviewees, she waits patiently. The interview is extremely important. It is the only chance for her to work there undercover and get intelligence.

She must succeed!

However, when it is her turn, a phone call shocks so much that she almost can’t hold her cellphone. “What? My son slipped away from the kindergarten?”

*

At the parking lot of Weihan Building.

When Han Siqi walks toward his car, suddenly a child aged five or six rushes in front of him.

“Hello, Uncle Han, my name is Fu Xing. I’m five years old. I wanna buy you to be my daddy.” The child raises his head to look at him with hopeful eyes.

“Buy me to be your daddy?” Han Siqi looks at the little child in front of him with bafflement, then points to the elevator door, “Little boy, go and play with your mommy. It’s dangerous here.”

“Uncle, I’m not playing here. I really wanna buy you!” Then Fu Xing fishes out his saving pot from his schoolbag and presents it to Han. He says proudly, “It’s a profitable business to be my daddy! I am a good boy. I eat only a little bit every day, I can massage your back, trim nails and scratch, and I can also sing Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star! My mommy is smart, gentle, virtuous and beautiful. If you become my daddy, I will give you my mommy for free. It’s a bargain to buy one, get one free.”

“Get your mommy for free?” Han Siqi looks at Fu Xing with great interest.

“Yes, you will get both a son and a wife at the same time. What a great deal!” Then Fu Xing directly shoves his saving pot into Han’s arms.

“It’s so tempting,” Han can’t help laughing, “but I’ve had a girlfriend.”

Seeing that Han is going to leave, Fu Xing grabs Han’s clothes and whispers, “Uncle, you can’t have a baby. Your girlfriend will dump you if she knows that.”

“I can’t have a baby?” Han is confused. Thinking of Fu Xing calling him Uncle Han hospitably, he knows the reason, and can’t help frowning.

“As long as you take me as your son,” Fu Xing thumps his chest and guarantees, “I will keep your secret.”

“I don’t like babies, so I can’t help you.” Han Siqi has no time to waste here.

Fu Xing doesn’t agree. He holds Han’s leg and begs, “You can also buy a mommy and get a son for free. Uncle, don’t go!”