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How can I not be annoyed? While I was busy taking care of my assignments that made my head want to burst, my mom cruelly wanted to set me up with someone! Geez, my mom is weird and annoying. If my candidate is someone I love like my boyfriend, maybe I'm still okay with it. But this... My mom even baited me to a man whose age gap with me is far different. Whoever it is, please help me!

Honey-Shit Chapter 1 This Is So Crazy

AYANA'S POV

Crazy bad!

I won't lie that today is the worst day of my life. I don't know what kind of mistake I made when God punished me this badly. I'm so upset, I swear!

I'll tell you one by one about my bad luck today, which I think is really excessive. In my opinion, there is not a single day that is more annoying than today. Fon't tell me I'm exaggerating!

First, let me introduce myself. You can call me Ayana. And now it's time for me to tell you about the problems that came like a bomb. By the way, it's Tuesday.

My first problem is that I'm late for school. Maybe this is too cliché. But believe me, I didn't wake up late. This is all because of the traffic jam this morning. But that's not too bad, and it's understandable.

Let's move on to my second problem.

Because I came to school late, I got punished for sweeping the backyard. Oh my gosh, is it really bad? The yard has a lot of dry leaves. Remember, I'm a student, not a school cleaner. It's really annoying to be reminded of this.

My problems didn't stop there, and my third problem made me feel like my head was going to burst. How could I not be upset? I arrived late, and then I was told to clean up the yard with garbage that was probably equal to my sins, and then I added this. It's really bad luck today. Do you want to know what it is?

I forgot that today is the last day to submit the practicum assignment that was given two weeks ago by my teacher. Damn it, where last night I even played my phone. My life is really bad. Being a rock seems better, I can relax all the time.

Okay, I think I have to take a breath first.

Next, jump to my fourth problem. All my life, when it comes to pocket money, I won't forget to put it in my bag or wallet. But this time, I completely forgot to bring it and left it on the kitchen table. Oh my! I'll just wait for whoever it is. How unlucky my life is!

How terrible is my problem today? Already arrived late, then punished for sweeping, suddenly there was a teacher's assignment from two weeks ago and I stupidly forgot, then added my pocket money was left behind?

Can I shout loudly? Can I? Okay, I'll shout.

HOLY SHIT!

Okay, I'm pretty relieved now.

And my only wish at that time was that it would rain money so I could eat at the cafeteria with my friends. I wanted to borrow from them, but I was embarrassed. My friends must also have a small allowance, right?

Don't think my bad luck stops there. No, there's more. And this is my last problem today, but the problem that I think is the worst can't be ignored.

You want to know what it is?

So here it is, coming home from school. I was surprised by my mom's statement that soon I would be engaged to a doctor.

Yes, the doctor who treats sick people. Ah, my misery is complete today. I'm actually still confused. What is the purpose of my mom setting me up with that man?

I don't have any plans to get married in the near future! I still want to be free, like my friends. The doctor looks much older than me again.

And what exactly was my mom thinking?

Just because he's a doctor, does that guarantee my happiness in the future? That's not the concept!

I'm the one who lives my life, why is my mom busy choosing a soul mate for me? I already have a boyfriend anyway!

The point is, I don't want to get engaged or married to those old man! No way, I'll refuse whatever the reason is. It's really disgusting to be a young wife!

Just because he's a doctor, it's so easy for him to seduce me? That's how unclean he is.

Bad bad bad bad.

It's really bad.

This can't happen! After all, I'm still in high school, my future is still bright, my life journey is still long, and there are many pleasures that I have to try one by one.

Instead, I was told to get engaged by that shucks doctor. What a bummer!

In addition to being confused about the way my mom was willing to bait her own daughter with him, I was also confused about what the doctor was thinking.

Who does he think he is to dare ask me to be his wife? I swear, my head is spinning thinking about this. There are many women who are the same age as him, but why is he even eyeing me, who is still in high school? Why?

You'll see, I'll do anything to make him feel bad for me and think twice about making me his wife. He'll change his mind. I guarantee it.

In the evening, I went to my mom's room to make sure once again about the engagement. Who knows, right, if my mom has been bitten by the devil?

I knocked on her door three times, until finally her voice came from inside. Good! She hasn't slept yet.

"Come in, the door is unlocked," my mom said.

Don't wonder why my mom knows that I knocked on the door. My mom and I live together. My dad passed away when I was in middle school, and until now, I haven't really let go. I still feel sad. But it's okay, I'll just pray for the best for my dad. Shouldn't I be immersed in endless sadness when I still have a lot of happiness?

After getting instructions from my mom, I stepped into my mom's spacious room. I saw her in front of the dressing table applying night cream.

"What's wrong?" she asked quietly, looking at me through the mirror. Meanwhile, I let out a rough sigh and decided to sit on my mom's bed.

"I have something to talk to you." I replied spontaneously. I tried my best to make my voice sound annoyed.

"What do you want to talk about?"

"You should know!" I said angrily, "It's about that annoying fiancé. Are you serious about setting me up with him?"

I saw my mom let out a long sigh, before she finally turned around and looked at me tiredly. "Ayana, this is for your own good."

Shit, what a classic answer.

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“How can I not be annoyed? While I was busy taking care of my assignments that made my head want to burst, my mom cruelly wanted to set me up with someone! Geez, my mom is weird and annoying. If my candidate is someone I love like my boyfriend, maybe I'm still okay with it. But this... My mom even baited me to a man whose age gap with me is far different. Whoever it is, please help me!”
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Chapter 1 This Is So Crazy

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Chapter 2 This Is My Whole Life

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Chapter 3 I'm In A Lot Of Trouble

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Chapter 4 I Got Drunk At The Club

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Chapter 5 Flashback

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Chapter 6 Trying To Get Close

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Chapter 7 My Mom's Persuasion

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Chapter 8 Yes! I Did It!

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Chapter 9 My Frustration Peaked

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Chapter 10 I Persuaded Her

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Chapter 11 Genius Idea

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Chapter 12 Ayana's Mission

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Chapter 13 Requires An Explanation From Him

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Chapter 14 My Next Mission

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Chapter 15 I'm In Trouble

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Chapter 16 I Drove Her Home

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Chapter 17 My Boyfriend Helped Me

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Chapter 18 He Appeared In Front Of Me Again

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Chapter 19 I'm Stalking

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Chapter 20 He Drives Me Crazy

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Chapter 21 My Anger Peaked

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Chapter 22 I Met Her

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Chapter 23 Misconceptions

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Chapter 24 I Was Inflamed In The Car

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Chapter 25 She Visited My Home

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Chapter 26 I Didn't Expect This

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Chapter 27 I Hate Everything

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Chapter 28 I Feel Victimized

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Chapter 29 Does She Need To Know

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Chapter 30 Uncovering My Secrets

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Chapter 31 I'm Really Tired

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Chapter 32 Click Love

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Chapter 33 He Was Seen In Front Of My School

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Chapter 34 Yes, I Want To Know!

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Chapter 35 I'm Going To Part With My Mom

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Chapter 36 Finally He Appeared In Front Of Me

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Chapter 37 This Is A Big Disaster!

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Chapter 38 I Feel Hurt, Ayana

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Chapter 39 Oh My God!

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Chapter 40 Don't Go, I Beg You

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