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Don Quixote

Chapter 3 OF THE LAUGHABLE CONVERSATION THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE, SANCHO PANZA, AND THE BACHELOR SAMSON CARRASCO

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book as Sancho said; and he could not persuade himself that any such history could be in existence, for the blood of the enemies he had

history were in existence, it must necessarily, being the story of a knight-errant, be grandiloquent, lofty, imposing, grand and true. With this he comforted himself somewhat, though it made him uncomfortable to think that the author was a Moor, judging by the title of "Cide;" and that no truth was to be looked for from Moors, as they are all impostors, cheats, and schemers. He was afraid he might have dealt with his love affairs in some indecorous fa

; and of this he gave a sample as soon as he saw Don Quixote, by falling on his knees before him and saying, "Let me kiss your mightiness's hand, Senor Don Quixote of La Mancha, for, by the habit of St. Peter that I wear, though I have no more than the first four orders, your worship is one of the most famous knights-erran

, it is true that there is a history of me, an

is very day. Only ask Portugal, Barcelona, and Valencia, where they have been printed, and moreover there is a report that it is be

nent man is to find himself in his lifetime in print and in type, familiar in people's mouths with a go

uage, and the Christian in his, have taken care to set before us your gallantry, your high courage in encountering dangers, your fortitude in adversity,

ved Sancho here; "nothing more than the lady Dulcin

tion of any importanc

me, senor bachelor, what deeds of mine are

fulling mills; one cries up the description of the two armies that afterwards took the appearance of two droves of sheep; another that of the dead body on its way to be buried at Segovia;

, "does the adventure with the Yanguesans come in, w

d Samson; "he tells all and sets down everything, eve

returned Sancho; "in the air I d

that has not its ups and downs, but more than others such as deal with c

who say they would have been glad if the author had left out some of the countl

uth of the history c

recording events which do not change or affect the truth of a history, if they tend to bring the hero of it into conte

describe or sing things, not as they were, but as they ought to have been; but the historian has to write them down,

e are to be found; for they never took the measure of his worship's shoulders without doing the same for my whole bod

Quixote; "i' faith, you have no want o

gave me," said Sancho, "my weals would not

Quixote, "and don't int

tell all that is said a

r they say, too, that I am one o

esonages, friend Sa

ancho; "if that's to be the way we s

ome who would rather hear you talk than the cleverest in the whole book; though there are some, too, who say you showed yours

somewhat more advanced in life, with the experience that years bring, he wi

be able to govern with the years of Methuselah; the difficulty is that the said island keeps its

or all will be and perhaps better than you thin

s will, there will not be any want of a thousan

at are not to be compared to my shoe-sole; and for all t

on, "but of other governments of an easier kind: th

me wherever it may be most to his service, I may tell you, senor bachelor Samson Carrasco, it has pleased me beyond measure that the author of this history should have spoken of me in such a way that

working miracle

ind how he speaks or writes about people, and not set d

ted in it a novel called 'The Ill-advised Curiosity;' not that it is bad or ill-told, but tha

g has mixed the cabbages an

ight, just as Orbaneja, the painter of Ubeda, used to do, who, when they asked him what he was painting, answered, 'What it may turn out.' Sometimes he would paint a cock in such a fas

l sorts, that the instant they see any lean hack, they say, 'There goes Rocinante.' And those that are most given to reading it are the pages, for there is not a lord's ante-chamber where there is not a 'Don Quixote' to be found; one takes it up if another lays it down; this one

etc,' for by merely setting forth my thoughts, my sighs, my tears, my lofty purposes, my enterprises, he might have made a volume as large, or larger than all the works of El Tostado would make up. In fact, the conclusion I arrive at, senor bachelor, is, that to write histories, or books of any kind, there is need of great judgment and a ripe understanding. To give expression to humour, and write

but it has something good

have acquired and attained a well-deserved reputation by their writings, los

the writer, the more closely are they scrutinised. Men famous for their genius, great poets, illustrious historians, are always, or most commo

y divines who are no good for the pulpit, but excellent i

uando bonus dormitat Homerus, they should remember how long he remained awake to shed the light of his work with as little shade as possible; and perhaps it may be that what they find fault with may be moles, that sometimes hei

me must have pleased f

ancho's Dapple; for it is not stated there, but only to be inferred from what is set down, that he was stolen, and a little farther on we see Sancho mounted on the same ass, without any reappearance of it. They say, too, that he forgot to state what Sancho di

sups of the old stuff it will put me on the thorn of Santa Lucia. I have it at home, and my old woman is waiting for me; after dinner I'll come back, and will answer you and all the wor

ned, a couple of young pigeons were added to the ordinary fare, at dinner they talked chivalry, Carrasco fell in with his hos

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1 Chapter 1 OF THE INTERVIEW THE CURATE AND THE BARBER HAD WITH DON QUIXOTE ABOUT HIS MALADY2 Chapter 2 WHICH TREATS OF THE NOTABLE ALTERCATION WHICH SANCHO PANZA HAD WITH DON QUIXOTE'S NIECE, AND HOUSEKEEPER, TOGETHER WITH OTHER DROLL MATTERS3 Chapter 3 OF THE LAUGHABLE CONVERSATION THAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE, SANCHO PANZA, AND THE BACHELOR SAMSON CARRASCO4 Chapter 4 IN WHICH SANCHO PANZA GIVES A SATISFACTORY REPLY TO THE DOUBTS AND QUESTIONS OF THE BACHELOR SAMSON CARRASCO, TOGETHER WITH OTHER MATTERS WORTH KNOWING AND TELLING5 Chapter 5 OF THE SHREWD AND DROLL CONVERSATION THAT PASSED BETWEEN SANCHO PANZA AND HIS WIFE TERESA PANZA, AND OTHER MATTERS WORTHY OF BEING DULY RECORDED6 Chapter 6 OF WHAT TOOK PLACE BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS NIECE AND HOUSEKEEPER; ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT CHAPTERS IN THE WHOLE HISTORY7 Chapter 7 OF WHAT PASSED BETWEEN DON QUIXOTE AND HIS SQUIRE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER VERY NOTABLE INCIDENTS8 Chapter 8 WHEREIN IS RELATED WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE ON HIS WAY TO SEE HIS LADY DULCINEA DEL TOBOSO9 Chapter 9 WHEREIN IS RELATED WHAT WILL BE SEEN THERE10 Chapter 10 WHEREIN IS RELATED THE CRAFTY DEVICE SANCHO ADOPTED TO ENCHANT THE LADY DULCINEA, AND OTHER INCIDENTS AS LUDICROUS AS THEY ARE TRUE11 Chapter 11 OF THE STRANGE ADVENTURE WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE HAD WITH THE CAR OR CART OF THE CORTES OF DEATH 12 Chapter 12 OF THE STRANGE ADVENTURE WHICH BEFELL THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE WITH THE BOLD KNIGHT OF THE MIRRORS13 Chapter 13 IN WHICH IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE KNIGHT OF THE GROVE, TOGETHER WITH THE SENSIBLE, ORIGINAL, AND TRANQUIL COLLOQUY THAT PASSED BETWEEN THE TWO SQUIRES14 Chapter 14 WHEREIN IS CONTINUED THE ADVENTURE OF THE KNIGHT OF THE GROVE15 Chapter 15 OF WHAT BEFELL DON QUIXOTE WITH A DISCREET GENTLEMAN OF LA MANCHA16 Chapter 16 WHEREIN IS SHOWN THE FURTHEST AND HIGHEST POINT WHICH THE UNEXAMPLED COURAGE OF DON QUIXOTE REACHED OR COULD REACH; TOGETHER WITH THE HAPPILY ACHIEVED ADVENTURE OF THE LIONS17 Chapter 17 OF WHAT HAPPENED DON QUIXOTE IN THE CASTLE OR HOUSE OF THE KNIGHT OF THE GREEN GABAN, TOGETHER WITH OTHER MATTERS OUT OF THE COMMON18 Chapter 18 IN WHICH IS RELATED THE ADVENTURE OF THE ENAMOURED SHEPHERD, TOGETHER WITH OTHER TRULY DROLL INCIDENTS19 Chapter 19 WHEREIN AN ACCOUNT IS GIVEN OF THE WEDDING OF CAMACHO THE RICH, TOGETHER WITH THE INCIDENT OF BASILIO THE POOR20 Chapter 20 IN WHICH CAMACHO'S WEDDING IS CONTINUED, WITH OTHER DELIGHTFUL INCIDENTS21 Chapter 21 WHERIN IS RELATED THE GRAND ADVENTURE OF THE CAVE OF MONTESINOS IN THE HEART OF LA MANCHA, WHICH THE VALIANT DON QUIXOTE BROUGHT TO A HAPPY TERMINATION22 Chapter 22 OF THE WONDERFUL THINGS THE INCOMPARABLE DON QUIXOTE SAID HE SAW IN THE PROFOUND CAVE OF MONTESINOS, THE IMPOSSIBILITY AND MAGNITUDE OF WHICH CAUSE THIS ADVENTURE TO BE DEEMED APOCRYPHAL23 Chapter 23 WHEREIN ARE RELATED A THOUSAND TRIFLING MATTERS, AS TRIVIAL AS THEY ARE NECESSARY TO THE RIGHT UNDERSTANDING OF THIS GREAT HISTORY24 Chapter 24 WHEREIN IS SET DOWN THE BRAYING ADVENTURE, AND THE DROLL ONE OF THE PUPPET-SHOWMAN, TOGETHER WITH THE MEMORABLE DIVINATIONS OF THE DIVINING APE25 Chapter 25 WHEREIN IS CONTINUED THE DROLL ADVENTURE OF THE PUPPET-SHOWMAN, TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS IN TRUTH RIGHT GOOD