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The Three Clerks

Chapter 8 THE HON. UNDECIMUS SCOTT

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t the present time for its age and nobility than for its wealth. The Hon. Undecimus, therefore, learnt, on arriving at manhood, that he was heir only to the common lot of mor

ustomed to the res angusta domi; but they were fully alive to the fact, that a noble brood, such as their own, ought always to be able to achieve comfort and splendour in the world's broad field, by due use of those privileges which s

of seeing his hope fulfilled, that things will go well with him, and that he may descend to his grave without that worst of wr

mountains which surround Cauldkail Castle, he could not have been more indifferent as to the number of his sons. They flew

as burnished gold; high, but not very high, cheek bones; and small, sharp, twinkling eyes, were the Gaberlunzie personal characteristics. There were three in the army, two in the navy, and one at a foreign embassy; one was

e fatherly precept which Lord Gaberlunzie had striven to instil into each of his noble sons; and it had not been thrown away upon them. One after the other they had gone forth into the market-place alluded to, and had sold themselves with great ease and admirable discretion. There had been but one Moses in the lot: the Hon. Gordon Hamilton Scott had cer

ntent with the income arising from his matrimonial speculation. He had first contrived to turn his real £10,000 into a fabulous £50,000, and had got himself returned to Parliament for

the tainting breath of suspicion, and the Honourable Undecimus Scott, or Undy Scott, as he was generally now called, did not escape. Ill-natured persons whispered that he was not on all occasions true to his party; and once when his master, the whip-in-chief, overborne with too much work, had been tempted to put himself to bed comfortably in his own house, instead of on his usual uneasy couch behind the Speaker's chair, Undy ha

sted Undy, to the abode of the now couchant Treasury Argus. Morpheus had claimed him all for his own. He was lying in true enjoyment, with his tired limbs stretched between the unaccustomed sheets, and snoring with free and sonorous nose, restrained by the contiguity of no Speaker's elbow. But even in his deepest slumber the quick wheels of the bounding cab struck upon the tympanum of his anxious ear. He roused himsel

ill held her bound in some distant brilliant throng; for no consideration would have stopped the patriotic energy of that sucking statesman. Mr. Vigil had a

ager juvenile,' and we have

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By this time he had on his neckcloth and boots; in his eager haste to serve his country h

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ranged with pocket-comb his now grizzling locks. His well-brushed hat stood ready to his touch below, and when he entered the cab he was apparently

of Mr. Pumpkin's grand success. When he arrived, the numbers were being taken, and he, even he, Mr. Whip Vigil, he the great arch-numberer, was excluded from the number of the counted. When the doors were again

od-humoured smile on his face, however, as he uttered the reprimand. 'It will take us

oon afterwards dissolved, and either through the lukewarm support of his Government friends, or else in consequence of his great fortune having been found to be ambiguous, the independent electors of the Tillietudlem burghs took it into

merican Fire and Life Assurance Society; such, at least, had been the name of the joint-stock company in question when he joined it; but he had obtained much credit by adding the word 'Oriental,' and inserting it after the allusion to Europe; he had tried hard to include the fourth qua

of drollery about him; in his most comic moods he ever had some serious purpose in view; he thoroughly understood the esoteric and exoteric bearings of modern politics, and knew well that though he should be a model of purity before the public, it did not behove him to be very strait-laced with his own party. He took everything in

o him from the Government table, which, if it did not suffice to maintain him in all the comforts of a Treasury career, still preserved for him a connexion with the Elysium of public life; gave him, as it were, a link by which he could hang on round the outer corners of the State's temple, and there watch with advantage till the doors of Paradise should be re-opened to him. He was no Lucifer

xamination for the Civil Service, the Hon. U. Scott had been appointed secretary to that committee. This, to be sure, afforded but a fleeting moment of halcyon bliss; but a man like Mr. Scott knew how to prolong such a moment to its

an Mrs. Undy Scott. So small, indeed, was it, that its locale was utterly unknown in the fashionable world. At the time of which we are now speaking Undy was the happy possessor of a bedroom in Waterloo Place, and

ht give him another chance. In person he was, as we have said, stalwart and comely, hirsute with copious red locks, not only over his head, but under his chin and round his mouth. He was well made, six feet high, neither fat nor thin, and he looked

ut that life was too short, and with him the race too much up hill, to allow of his indulging in such luxuries. He looked on friendship as one of those costly delights with which none but the rich should presume to gratify themselves. He could not afford to associate with his fellow-men on any other terms than those of maki

at Sir Gregory was likely to have the Civil Service under his thumb, and that Alaric was a great favourite with the great man. It would but little have availed Undy to have striven

rian world which he had formed around himself, whereas Alaric lived in two worlds. When with Undy his pursuits and motives were much such as those of Undy himself; but at Surbiton Cottage, and with Harry Norman, he was still susceptible of a higher fee

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him. He would fain, for reasons of his own, have been that smart colleague himself; but that he knew was impossible. He and Neverbend were the Alpha and Omega of official virtues and vices. But he took

nts, and when at seven o'clock Alaric shut up for the evening he was heartily sick of the job. The next morning before breakfast he sauntered o

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1 Chapter 1 THE WEIGHTS AND MEASURES2 Chapter 2 THE INTERNAL NAVIGATION3 Chapter 3 THE WOODWARDS4 Chapter 4 CAPTAIN CUTTWATER5 Chapter 5 BUSHEY PARK6 Chapter 6 SIR GREGORY HARDLINES7 Chapter 7 MR. FIDUS NEVERBEND8 Chapter 8 THE HON. UNDECIMUS SCOTT9 Chapter 9 MR. MANYLODES10 Chapter 10 WHEAL MARY JANE11 Chapter 11 THE THREE KINGS12 Chapter 12 CONSOLATION13 Chapter 13 A COMMUNICATION OF IMPORTANCE14 Chapter 14 VERY SAD15 Chapter 15 NORMAN RETURNS TO TOWN16 Chapter 16 THE FIRST WEDDING17 Chapter 17 THE HONOURABLE MRS. VAL AND MISS GOLIGHTLY18 Chapter 18 A DAY WITH ONE OF THE NAVVIES.—MORNING19 Chapter 19 A DAY WITH ONE OF THE NAVVIES.—AFTERNOON20 Chapter 20 A DAY WITH ONE OF THE NAVVIES.—EVENING21 Chapter 21 HAMPTON COURT BRIDGE22 Chapter 22 CRINOLINE AND MACASSAR; OR, MY AUNT'S WILL23 Chapter 23 SURBITON COLLOQUIES24 Chapter 24 MR. M'BUFFER ACCEPTS THE CHILTERN HUNDREDS25 Chapter 25 CHISWICK GARDENS26 Chapter 26 KATIE'S FIRST BALL27 Chapter 27 EXCELSIOR28 Chapter 28 No.2829 Chapter 29 EASY IS THE SLOPE OF HELL30 Chapter 30 MRS. WOODWARD'S REQUEST31 Chapter 31 HOW APOLLO SAVED THE NAVVY32 Chapter 32 THE PARLIAMENTARY COMMITTEE33 Chapter 33 TO STAND, OR NOT TO STAND34 Chapter 34 WESTMINSTER HALL35 Chapter 35 MRS. VAL'S NEW CARRIAGE36 Chapter 36 TICKLISH STOCK37 Chapter 37 TRIBULATION38 Chapter 38 ALARIC TUDOR TAKES A WALK39 Chapter 39 THE LAST BREAKFAST40 Chapter 40 MR. CHAFFANBRASS41 Chapter 41 THE OLD BAILEY42 Chapter 42 A PARTING INTERVIEW43 Chapter 43 MILLBANK44 Chapter 44 THE CRIMINAL POPULATION IS DISPOSED OF45 Chapter 45 THE FATE OF THE NAVVIES46 Chapter 46 MR. NOGO'S LAST QUESTION47 Chapter 47 CONCLUSION