McEdifice Returns

ho then began brushing the dril

oom and fell sprawling onto the yard. McEdif

Drill Sergeant Ernie who had briefl

y ankle!" sai

McEdifice, "and that means we help

drill yard is the code of do whatever I say when I say it!" Drill Sergeant Ernie

was strictly not true because McEdifice is a maverick who GETS SHIT DO

ng McEdifice in the chest, "and soft-hearted, " poking again, "and too much of a wishy-washy, namby

e Navy, Sir?" asked McEdifice in a voice that was

f Intergalactic Space Navy and you, recruit, are going to stand th

to another service of the combined defence forces of the peoples of the galaxy and beyond must be resolved by the relevant complainants and partie

t! I'll see you placed in the brig

ruit here is quite correct. You crossed a line sergeant, insulting another arm of the United Inte

trained in multiple forms of unarmed, partially armed and fully a

f Space Queensbury rules, " explained General O'Fiercegaiters, "let's say oh-six

e spooky fores

the general, "This match

fect opportunity to expose Drill Sergeant Ernie as the Space Vampire

r tea tonight!" said Pumpwh

!!!!" cried

Chapte

on a DVD which nobody ever listens to and which were probably only ever added because that was supposed to be t

peculated whether these are actually the SAME character! The answer is no, they are different. The big clue is that their names are different. If there was a character called Sm

turns: Chapt

, "cleans with a fresh aroma", and Straw Puppy, "the mir

it. McEdifice checked his chronometer. He had arranged with Trainee Chuckowitz to meet at the old boxing rink in exactly one hour. McEdifice would bring the supplies and Chuckowitz would help install the eq

it came to space vampires "fighting fair"

t. It was quiet, too quiet. Also it was dark, too dark. And the road was rocky, too rocky and McEdifice wasn't wearing any shoes.