The Superstar's Fake Girlfriend

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es the fact that I'd spent my life savings on buying the latest model of the almighty iPhone,

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o dump my phone in

me, going on and on about how I was a liar and a hypocrite. They even went as far as editing my photos and placin

mean the video had four million views a

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ylor Swift and doing other celebratory things, when I got a notification saying, ‘Gigi Hadid liked your photo.’ This then prompted me to down four bottles of beer only(I promise)—I called it, "double ce

ar consisting of a red thong and bra with the most cheesy devil horns on earth, and that's not all. I liked photos of my celebrity crush, Ian Somerhalder, from three years ag

tors for thinking they ruled the world or something," "pigs should actually start flying since that's what everyone want

ually a si

o I intended to post was one where I wore a cute baby blue dress, not calling out anyone, just hopping around d

me had to mix up the videos and throw m

I got drunk, I sent a video of myself and cat singing Call Me Maybe to all my contacts and had to lie to all of them that the cat made me do it( I don't think anyone believed it by the

started to label it " body goals," but because I had the most hideous pimple on my forehead and my belly wasn't as flat as I edited my photos to look. At some point when I

ust so you know "pregnant flat bottom" since your ass isn't as plump as you made us think it was, I'm gladly unfollowing because you're such a hypocrite. I mean, that is th

've taken her he

on the alcohol. As

riend, Mira says, scrolling on her phone. Obviously she is

who'll try to tell you everything is alright when it's clearly not. Makes me remember the time I dyed my hair a mix of green an

they had been tagging me in a video of a girl who had dyed her hair a mix of purple a

oduct adverts to warn people against using fake products( I think I might'v

hair became a mess. I had to convince myself beanies were cool because that's what I wor

t's her obsession with your butt?” She hands her phone to me and I'm greeted with a new comment: @som

he'll know is if she's been stalking him too and paying a

ry week) has me going through all his photos, even from six years ago, but

and Ian Somerhalder for her to know. Doesn't she know

the comments are getting scary and on the

gotten this news any other time, I'd have been happier, maybe even taken a beer to celebrate or gone shop

voice to myself. " I can't believe I'm having my embarra

awards this year. I worked so hard to get nominated for 'favourite influencer' and I don't need anything to taint my

your mind of it and try to do something els

f it d

nd my body relaxes a little.“I hope so," I get up and hug

to take my mind off everything but they keep coming back no matter how much I try. Twenty minutes later, after walking past the same house for the fourth tim

op. Once I open my Instagram, I'm greeted with several notifications. I have about fifty DM's, tons

the comments for the sake of my mental health. I'm scrolling through the DMs when

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deo of yours and I must say I love your content. Wou

o. I can't believe this. What the hell? I read the message again just t