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Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour

Chapter 2 MR. BENJAMIN BUCKRAM

Word Count: 2075    |    Released on: 30/11/2017

along Oxford Street at a somewhat improved pace to his usual wont-had paused for a shorter period in the ''bus' perplexed 'Circus,' and pulled up seldomer than usual between the Circus and the lim

. Sponge regarded them not. He had a sort of ''bus' panorama in his head, knew the run of them all, whence they started, where they stopped, where they watered, where they changed,

ets are out of the windows, and the row increases. Six coachmen cutting and storming, six cads sawing the air, sixteen ladies in flowers screaming, six-and-twenty sturdy passengers swearing they will 'fine them all,' and Mr. Sponge is the only cool person in the scene. He doesn't rush into the throng and 'jump in,' for fear the 'bus should extricate itself and drive on without him; he doesn't make confusion worse confounded by intimating his be

en the houses. First, it is all close huddle with both. Austere iron railings guard the subterranean kitchen areas, and austere looks indicate a desire on the part of the passengers to gu

nservatories appear and conversation strikes up; then come the exclusiveness of villas, some detached and others running out at last into real pure green fields studded with trees and picturesq

of grass country, sprinkled with fallows and turnip-fields. We should state that this unwonted journey was a desire to pay a visit to Mr. Benjamin B

es; but on the present occasion, Mr. Sponge sought his services in the capacity of a letter rather than a seller of horses. Mr. Sponge wanted to job a couple of plausible-looking horses, with the option of buying them, provided he (Mr. Sponge) could

g of small, honey-suckled, rose-entwined brick houses, with small, flat, pan-tiled roofs, and lattice-windows; and, hard by, a large hay-stack, three times the size of the house, or a desolate barn, half as big as all the rest of the buildin

the regular 'chaws,' with a good deal of the quick, suspicious, sour sauciness of the low London resident. If you can get an answer from them at a

ters and horse-dealers have these retreats in the country, and the smaller ones pretend to have, from whence, in due course, they can draw any sort of a

Benjamin Buckram, sometimes in the hands of his assignees, sometimes in those of his c

ined to a continual fumble in the pockets of his drab trousers, gave him the air of a 'well-to-do-in-the-world' sort of man. Moreover, he sported a velvet collar to his blue coat, a more imposing ornament t

shine, has a very money-making impression on the world. It shows a spirit superior to feelings of paltry economy, and we think a person would be much mo

e kindness to consider Mr.

lating the arrival of his occasional lodgers, Doe and Roe. 'Ah, Mr. Sponge!' exclaimed he, with well-assumed gaiety; 'you should have been here yesterday; sent away two sich osses-perfect 'unters-the werry best I do think I ever saw in my life

d-fashioned wire bell-pull in the midst of buggy, four-in-hand, and other whips, hanging in t

re and there a stunted fox-brush, tossing about as a duster. The ill-ventilated room reeked with the effluvia of stale smoke, and the faded green baize

adapted to the occasion. Having deposited his hat on the floor, taken his left leg u

Derby, and seven on the Leger, the best part of my year's income, indeed; and I just want to hire two or three horses for the seaso

well to have 'em smart, and the ticket, in short; howsomever, I must do the best I can for you, and if there's nothin' in that tickles your fancy, why, you must give me a few days to see if I can arrange an exchange with some other gent; but the present is like to be a werry haggiwatin' season; had more happlications for osses nor ever I remembers, and I've been a dealer now, man and boy, turned of eight-and-thirty years; but young gents is whim

pples about to be examined, and the heavy flap of the coach-house door announcing that all was ready, he forthwith led the way through a door in a brick wall into a little three

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1 Chapter 1 OUR HERO2 Chapter 2 MR. BENJAMIN BUCKRAM3 Chapter 3 PETER LEATHER4 Chapter 4 LAVERICK WELLS5 Chapter 5 MR. WAFFLES6 Chapter 6 LAVERICK WELLS 67 Chapter 7 OUR HERO ARRIVES AT LAVERICK WELLS8 Chapter 8 OLD TOM TOWLER9 Chapter 9 THE MEET-THE FIND, AND THE FINISH10 Chapter 10 THE FEELER11 Chapter 11 THE DEAL, AND THE DISASTER12 Chapter 12 AN OLD FRIEND13 Chapter 13 A NEW SCHEME14 Chapter 14 JAWLEYFORD COURT15 Chapter 15 THE JAWLEYFORD ESTABLISHMENT16 Chapter 16 THE DINNER17 Chapter 17 THE TEA18 Chapter 18 THE EVENING'S REFLECTIONS19 Chapter 19 THE WET DAY20 Chapter 20 THE F.H.H.21 Chapter 21 A COUNTRY DINNER-PARTY22 Chapter 22 THE F.H.H. AGAIN23 Chapter 23 THE GREAT RUN24 Chapter 24 LORD SCAMPERDALE AT HOME25 Chapter 25 MR. SPRAGGON'S EMBASSY TO JAWLEYFORD COURT26 Chapter 26 MR. AND MRS. SPRINGWHEAT27 Chapter 27 THE FINEST RUN THAT EVER WAS SEEN28 Chapter 28 THE FAITHFUL GROOM29 Chapter 29 THE CROSS-ROADS AT DALLINGTON BURN30 Chapter 30 BOLTING THE BADGER31 Chapter 31 MR. PUFFINGTON; OR THE YOUNG MAN ABOUT TOWN32 Chapter 32 THE MAN OF P-R-O-R-PERTY33 Chapter 33 A SWELL HUNTSMAN34 Chapter 34 THE BEAUFORT JUSTICE35 Chapter 35 LORD SCAMPERDALE AT JAWLEYFORD COURT36 Chapter 36 MR. BRAGG'S KENNEL MANAGEMENT37 Chapter 37 MR. PUFFINGTON'S DOMESTIC ARRANGEMENTS38 Chapter 38 A DAY WITH PUFFINGTON'S HOUNDS39 Chapter 39 No.3940 Chapter 40 A LITERARY BLOOMER41 Chapter 41 A DINNER AND A DEAL42 Chapter 42 THE MORNING'S REFLECTIONS43 Chapter 43 ANOTHER SICK HOST44 Chapter 44 WANTED-A RICH GOD-PAPA!45 Chapter 45 THE DISCOMFITED DIPLOMATIST46 Chapter 46 PUDDINGPOTE BOWER, THE SEAT OF JOGGLEBURY CROWDEY, ESQ.47 Chapter 47 A FAMILY BREAKFAST ON A HUNTING MORNING48 Chapter 48 HUNTING THE HOUNDS49 Chapter 49 COUNTRY QUARTERS50 Chapter 50 SIR HARRY SCATTERCASH'S HOUNDS51 Chapter 51 FARMER PEASTRAW'S D Né-MATINéE52 Chapter 52 A MOONLIGHT RIDE53 Chapter 53 PUDDINGPOTE BOWER54 Chapter 54 FAMILY JARS55 Chapter 55 THE TRIGGER56 Chapter 56 NONSUCH HOUSE AGAIN57 Chapter 57 THE DEBATE58 Chapter 58 FACEY ROMFORD59 Chapter 59 THE ADJOURNED DEBATE60 Chapter 60 FACEY ROMFORD AT HOME61 Chapter 61 NONSUCH HOUSE AGAIN 6162 Chapter 62 A FAMILY BREAKFAST63 Chapter 63 THE RISING GENERATION64 Chapter 64 THE KENNEL AND THE STUD65 Chapter 65 THE HUNT66 Chapter 66 MR. SPONGE AT HOME67 Chapter 67 HOW THEY GOT UP THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC STEEPLE-CHASE'68 Chapter 68 HOW THE 'GRAND ARISTOCRATIC' CAME OFF69 Chapter 69 HOW OTHER THINGS CAME OFF70 Chapter 70 HOW LORD SCAMPERDALE AND CO. CAME OFF