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Peck's Bad Boy with the Circus

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Word Count: 2224    |    Released on: 30/11/2017

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anti-fat, or dieting, or something, 'cause she was losing flesh, and the living skeleton was beginning to fat up. He wanted pa to call

st, and there was no chair big enough for her, so she sat down on a leather lounge, which broke and let her down on the

go along. What you want to do is to eat more starchy food and sleep more at night. They tell me you go out nights to dances and drink high balls, and this has got to stop. Drink beer and eat cheese sandwich

ded woman, and she would scratch her eyes out if she could catch her. Just then the living skeleton came in, and when he saw the fat woman sitting on the floor crying, and pa talking soothing to her and telling her he could appreciate

d just then the bearded woman came in, and when she saw the living skeleton holding the hand of the fat woman, who sat on the floor like a balloon blowed up, the bearded woman gave a kick at the living skeleton which sounded like clothe

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nd the living skeleton, whom she had pulled down into her lap, and laid them out in the ring, and then they got hold of pa and pulled him out, and the bearded woman had fainted in pa's arms and the stove was tipped over and was setting fire to the furniture and they brought the bearded woman and the fat woman to their senses by pouring water on them from

e bearded woman came to jump on to him and faint in his arms, but the owner said: "That is all right, but you can't hold 'em in your arms before folks," and then pa offered to whip any man who sa

d, the bearded lady is sweet on pa, and a girl has just joined the show, who walks a wire, and she says I am

inted with the animals, and it

er, who vouches for your standing and honor, the elephants take to you all right and extend to you certain courtesies, same as society people would invite you to dinner, but if you wander around and sort of butt in, the elephants are on to you in a minute and roll their eyes at y

at was coming the elephant wound his trunk under pa and raised pa upon his tusks and was going to toss him in the air and catch him as he came down and walk on him, when pa yelled murder and the keeper took an iron hook and hooked it into the elephant's skin, and said: "Let that man down," and he let pa down easy, and the keeper some way showed the elephant that pa was one of the owners of the show, and tha

the leaders of society who are well born and proud but poor. They are always invited everywhere, bu

of "I am holier than any of you," but they will reach through the bars of their cage and steal alfalfa from the Yak and the mule deer, and if they kick

ciety stunts, but they smell so that the other animals are made sick and the goats are only tolerated because animal society is afraid to offend them

control the amalgamated association of working bears, and the occupants of the other cages have

nything, and who seem to want to burn and slay, to carry a torch by night and poison by day, and want everything in the show to be chaos. Those animals are never so happy as when th

and pose to be admired, while the Royal Bengal tigers, if they were half human, would drive automobiles at the rate of a mile a minute on crowded

as though it was the last act of his life and only gets up when the bell rings for

ey have more brain than any animals in the show, because they live on a fish diet,

hivered, and went on a regular strike. We had to put blankets on them, and no one of them seemed to be comfortable except the polar bears, the arctic foxes and the fat woman. The other owners

and pa dropped his hold and started to climb the center pole, but he got caught in a gasoline torch, and they had to turn a hose on pa, and he was awful scared, 'cause he always did hate

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“After the American Civil War ended, George W. Peck (1840–1916) became a newspaper publisher. His weekly newspaper, "Peck's Sun," contained Peck's humorous writings, including his famous semi-autobiographical "Peck's Bad Boy" stories. Peck died in 1916 at age 75, but his writing continued to win fans for years. The "Peck's Bad Boy" stories became the basis for several films and a short-lived television show.Included in this volume are:PECK'S BAD BOY AND HIS PATHE GROCERY MAN AND PECK'S BAD BOYPECK'S BAD BOY ABROADPECK'S BAD BOY WITH THE COWBOYSPECK'S BAD BOY WITH THE CIRCUSPECK'S UNCLE IKE AND THE RED HEADED BOYPECK'S SUNSHINEPECK'S COMPENDIUM OF FUNHOW PRIVATE GEORGE W. PECK PUT DOWN THE REBELLIONIf you enjoy this volume, please search this ebook store for "Wildside Press Megapack" to see more than 180 entries in the series, collecting great tales of adventure, mystery, science fiction, westerns, ghost stories, and much more. (Sort by publication date to see the most recent additions.)”
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