I Accidentally Kissed My Best Friend

ving me the hint that it was a new day. The regular bird chipping made its usual no

usual job of waking me up. There were times I was purposely reluc

s and for a reason to me, att

ing left my friend at my door post beggi

if he was still there. To my great

e, did the potion actually knock his brain out that bad

y for his rent. This is really a case to ponder upon. Living with the one we go was cas

tner knowing, and the best option I could figu

d put me in this mess, he alone can t

ened my window to escape witho

y action, I ran off without

most unusual place that morning. That is right, I never met the potion guru in a

that it wasn't completely my f

y spoiled appliance. After asking for directions to a mechanic shop, I decided to urinate behind an unkept bush. There was a tree tha

t a try. In case you don't know, it was the beau

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this, much distance covered, I can say

is better than facing the people who saw

beloved Bella, who witne

nts were leaving their various lecture halls, a

lding the potion in my hand, I was prepa

a rush to empty its content in her mouth

g the accident, and he surprisingly kissed me a

it irritates me, and it

hat is the last thing I

tually bear their grand children. There is no

re or sex and have my tender cream

enjoy sex,

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orgetting to pay for the drive un

funny to me at all, and so I

the route I took that landed me in t

t stood there the last time too. Definitely tha

wasn't good at remembering locations. But for this reason, somehow I had an idea of

complaints in my heart before I

s I allowed my head to sur

wasn't a fan of knocks, so

for the charmer. The house always looked

walls, one would

been addressed as, “po

was the busy type that didn't want dist

h I knew him too well. After spending my damn money on

was a funny-looking one because it was only in the center of his head. And his eyes

ited him, which was the only time, actually. After knocking severall

nd a forceful wind

room which door was on a

from this so-called potion gu

feel too bothered. What made me feel interested in his poti

n and decided to get a love potion. Which he strictly ins

I always had Bella in my mind, eve

The guru snapped me

is lair. It's perplexing how I

the wrong formula?” The guru asked further,

ong kiss” I confessed with my e

ru spoke with his usual probing eyes, staring strictly at

inally voiced out after ob

loud cough while taki

ould h