What life brings

and his weetabix , the first 3 spoon Fulls get spat at me with a few giggles I say no the first time and ignore the second and third -

bib and some wet wipes once I've made sure I got it all I go back to trying to give him the little bit that's left and I've got the dead stare with no expression big blue eyes boring into my soul ready to snatch the up the withered part that's l

eakfast , why not in his lovely comfy cot upstairs you ask? Good question because like any baby he needs to be in the know a

hen . Choooom he says that's his way of doing a big "dinosaur" bites wow he's being good I think all while refusing to le

the living room and in the baby's travel before I can blink so lifting one in and one out simultaneously while rushing to the side to zip it up quick before the baby escapes I say to Mason "no baby's tired " as the baby cuddles down and Mason is babbl

s that the dog can't eat , is it lazy or smart?, oh yes I needed a wee an hour ago just finish the room then I'll go , masons happy with Mickey Mouse on as he's zooming up and down the long hallway that goes the length of the house

he baby's supposed to be napping and masons playing with a train that has music and lights that can

ou foot off it" as I'm rushing to get the plaster open while it wants to stick to itself as he's jabbing his toe from the opposite foot in the cut , quick as I can I stick the plaster on that runs half the length of his leg and tell him not to touch while I run to the big pile of clean washing on the kitchen table it's now a race against the clock while I rummage through for trousers and a top before he picks the plaster off and starts prodding it , f

uTube icon on the tv so I tell him it's broken and put cebeebies on after a little bit of a scream and shout from him I see it's number blocks playing on cebeebies so I start so play around and sing the song so he has a laugh and a giggle as I'm messing about , thank god for that meltdown avoided. As the dog gets off the sofa to have a bark

know that maso is the culprit but just to rub salt in the wound the dogs gone in after and eaten the cardboard par

oise stop , this has been going on for a week now I'm getting angry and I'm very prepared to go outside and punch the user st

ggings that I'm sure are maternity ones but aslong as my leg hair doesn't spike through it's all good , no bra a