The Book of Snobs

are Snobs, to say ‘You are confessedly a Snob yourself. In professing to depict Snobs, it is only your own ugly mug which you are copying with a Narcissus-like conceit and fatuity.’ But I shall pard

gained, surely. If I have pointed out the disease, let us h

out of doors; you whom the policeman tells to move on; you who are jostled in the crowd of this world, and amongst the Snobs our brethren: consider how much harder it is for a

d mother occupied, as everybody knows, distinguished posts in the Courts of late Sovereigns. The Marquis was Lord of the Pantry, and her Ladyship, Lady of the Powder Closet to Queen Charlotte. Buck (as I call hi

e and pleasure to the most noble the Marquis of Bagwig, as one of the kind friends and patrons of his Seminary. He made Lord Buckram a bait for such a multiplicity of pupils, that a new wing was built to Richmond Lodge, and thirty-five new little white dimity beds were added to the establishment. Mm. Rose used to take out the little Lord in the one-horse chaise with her when she paid visits, until the Rec

. Young Croesus lent him three-and-twenty bran-new sovereigns out of his father’s bank. Young Snaily did his exercises for him, and tried ‘to know him at home;’ but Young Bull licked him in

s. There was no end now to Croesus’s loans of money; and Buckram couldn’t ride out with the hounds, but Snaily (a timid creature by nature) was in the field, and would take any leap at which his friend chose to ride. Young Rose came up to the same College, having been kept back for that express purpose by his father. He spent a quarter’s allowance in giving Buckram a single dinner; but he knew there was always pardon for him for extravagance in such a

aden; Miss Leggitt burst into tears before his face when he announced his determination to quit Naples, and fainted on the neck of her mamma: Captain Macdragon, of Macdragonstown, County Tipperary, called upon him to ‘explene his intintions with respect to his sisther, Miss Amalia Macdragon, of Macdragonstown,’ and proposed to shoot him unl

s, and who has been such a prodigious favourite with men. If we were to describe him it would be personal. B

n: the public will sympathize good-naturedly with his amusements, and say he is a hearty, honest fellow. Suppose he is fond of play and the turf; and has a fancy to be a blackleg, and occasionally condescends to pluck a pigeon at cards; the public will pardon him, and many honest people will court him, as they would court a housebreaker if he happened to be a Lord. Suppose he is an idiot; yet, b