Two Suffolk Friends
o more at spresent, so I'll send yeou a queery instead. I axed our skule-master, "W
yar lines; [43f] yeou must hiv a hot baath." "What's that?" sez master. "Oh!" sez the doctor, "yeou must hiv yar biggest tub full o' hot water, and l?a in it ten minnits." Sune as he was gone, missus s?a, "Dew yeou go and call Sam Driver, and I'll hit [44a] the copper." When we cum back, she s?a, "Dew yeou tew [44b] take the mashin'-tub up-stairs, and when the water biles yeou cum for it." So, byne by we filled the tub, and missus s?a, "John, dew yeou take yar master's hid; [44c] and Sam, yeou take his feet, and drop 'im in." We had a rare job to lift him, I warrant; but we dropt him in, and, O lawk! how he did screech!-yeou might ha' h'ard 'im a mile off. He splou
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in the house; and that night the Canoness was aroused from her sleep by a strange gurgling sound proceeding from his room. She listened and listened, till, convinced that their guest must be in a fit, she at last arose, and listened outside