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How to Accidentally start a Cult

Chapter 25 25.Chapter 25: We Regret to Inform You, the Moon is Booked

Word Count: 516    |    Released on: 30/07/2025

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How to Accidentally start a Cult
How to Accidentally start a Cult
“When 29-year-old out-of-work barista Nate Flanders gives an impromptu TEDx-style rant about "manifesting success" at a public park-dressed in a wizard robe for a cosplay event he forgot to change out of-he doesn't expect to go viral. He definitely doesn't expect people to start quoting him like scripture. But within a week, Nate finds himself at the head of a rapidly growing online community, nicknamed "Flanderians," who believe he's some kind of mystical life coach/prophet/rebel leader. Strangers tattoo his face on their calves. His neighbor opens a smoothie shop in his name. And worst of all-his mom starts calling him "Messiah Muffin." Nate tries to shut it all down... but every time he does, people think it's part of "the teachings." And when a tech billionaire invites Nate to "enlighten" his elite spiritual retreat in exchange for a fat check, Nate has to decide: keep up the act, or escape the madness? But the more he pretends, the weirder things get. Like actual magic starting to happen. Just a little. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully not.”