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defense. “I’m not vain, I’m just confid

reason. Your parents believe you may have some

they think that. “You think I’m

ur social media and videos online. From your actions since you walked into this room, I see you are ex

still checking me out, though. I give it one more session and s

your listening ears on. Don’t make me have

an see this won’t go my way. “

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now she is writing on her n

her. She got accepted to Julliard, and I went to school for film. S

ever bee

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she says with

uestion or a

glasses at me. Busted. How do

regretted everything I did and hated myself for it. I loved

er, why cheat?

girl’s name. My girlfriend saw the photos of us kissing online and the truth is, I don’t even know how she

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the snarky attitude? Did my th

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ed her, but I’m not admitting

hesit

I should have known the dragon lady found the

, and that’s my fault. I never denied I screwed up.” Ther

grets? Things you wou

d her because I never had the chan

that’s why

but I know I started drinking because I knew I’d end up lost without her. I was depressed that she was going to travel the world and leave

me, do you think her newfound fame is why you become so obsessed with b

e

don’t

mirking again. I hate

time to tell you that my methods are very… untraditional. Would you have a problem if I used my designed

what m

at a time. Can you trust I ha

me to you. I trust her,

finally gave m

s a journal. Why don’t you spend a few minutes every day writing some

out of this, am I

u to take fifteen minutes a day to write. There will be

ave to let them know some things fo

. We’ll discus

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ext week..

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