Mr. Vain

der

Dad. I was surprised that I had a lot of fun. My da

cenes. The Rock and I talked about fitness and wrestling, and it was cool because he was one of my favorite wrestlers as a teen. He gave

n giggling in Oliva’s office. That group session must wrap up soon be

r out. My mom doesn’t deserve all the grief I cause her. I might have to

tary yells to me, “Mr

ie in there

said to se

r chair. That damn smirk means trouble. It tak

do

No! He

are blocking the exit. She said her

ch women. Even though I want to shove them out

omes through the crowd

py session. I think I have died, and this is my penance. I knew I s

t because they look like the girls on the front of those books. Not that

eesome, they flipped out on me. They slashed the tires on my BMW and spray-painted a

on’t think I could take her. I love big girls. Misty is beautiful too and a professional model. Guys who can’t handle a big girl are just compensatin

’t have sex by the spring equinox, the world would end, and told her I was a time traveler. It worked perfectly because t

l thing. I convinced her we were soulmates after one hot night because she had her first orgasm from a guy. She’s bi

thout getting physically ill. I even saw a doctor, and they said I was fine. She says it was just

er heart, but we just have little in common but sex. We still hook up occasionally, just for kicks. She wants to have my babies, but I told

who your daddy is. Give her a little wink to

s. I hope Mom doesn’t see her here. Viv is funny and great to talk to. She’s highly intelligent too. I think s

o we agreed to stop hooking up. I don’t want to hurt their friendship. She is the o

ll here, but I guess it’

c? Why are the hotties fr

d be good for you to chat with some ladies you’ve had relationships with

c. You didn’t tell m

deal with confrontation to move on to dealing with commitment. You’re the b

ing, and it’s no big deal. W

. “Just casual dating? T

talking to you. Don’t curse m

owns. “Mor

calls.” J

didn’t have the Hugh Hefner twins thing with them.

We’re here for Zander to get some insi

led. “Eas

p repeated the s

confused.

nding smile. “The one who g

sighed

d this conversation before. What do I

et, but we will never be

It’s okay. You told me before, but

probably the most inn

doo doll with her? Do witches use those things? I really need to pra

notice. “I want the girls to tell you w

. “Easy one for me. He’s scared shitle

t funny. She’s a real witch, damn

he isn’t ready for a family.

rrect. Bot

. I’m sure she can tell that I keep trying to look for an easy exit to

ugh. We dated as teens but were just friends then. Nothing sexual happened until after we were older.

an’t be near her for long before I want t

. I never apologized, but now you mention it, I realize it was wrong. Telling you I was a t

sshole. Yo

pe in. “F

a man

s a threesome

er. It’

had to give it a go, r

ng at me. Relax, ladies. Don’

fantasizes about twins. It’s

cary Kelly a

wrong.” Vi

w. Thanks, Viv. She hel

Vivian. What

s helping me move into my new house and one thing led to another. For me, it wasn’t commitment issues. It was just two depressed peo

best friend. She means the world to

’re not a bad guy. Ju

greed. I wasn’t

eems the ladies see more in y

scared as hell of the witch. Maybe she needs some sessions with Dr. Hottie to deal wi

e. Ladies, thank you for joining us. Zander, spend the

till marryi

l an idiot,”

. She’s not so bad after all, e

*

va’

ore my next client. I grab m

think this Ivy thing is more of an issue than he realizes. I believe he may truly still love this girl. He’s hiding from the fact that he hasn’t h

he’s a grown man with no direction for the future and needs a creative outlet. He’s agreed for me to consult wit

eems to work for him. Also, I need to appoint someone to watch over him for a bit. I want to be sure he doesn’t try anything

at’s not a