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In the coldest place on Earth, untouched by human footsteps for millennia, stands a headquarters. Here, the descendants of the fallen angels gather for a meeting.
RU'INKTA
Silence! Silence! What is all the excitement about?
VOOOKIMA
Who wouldn't be excited? The news is so thrilling!
RU'INKTA
News from where?
ARGO-B-45556
Neo-Babylon, of course. Hollywood, America.
RU'INKTA
Hmm? How goes it?
ARGO-B-45556
Well, the Gregory show has just celebrated its three millionth relationship destroyed!
Gasp of amazement sounded throughout the room. Excited whispers, then cheers as the Fallen ones begin to clap at the fantastic news.
RU'INKTA
That is impressive! The show has only been on for 10 years.
DAKI
It's taken the Jerry Springer Show nearly 30 years to reach those kinds of numbers!
RU'INKTA
We must document the success so we can replicate it. America was one of our toughest opponents but thanks to their Media and Hollywood, they are all but destroyed! And they will soon take the rest of the world with them! AHAHAHA!
RU'INKTA
What do you suppose is attributed to the great success of this show?
ARGO-B-45556
Well, there are the superficial things. A likable, grandfatherly host. A well-decorated TV set.
ARGO-B-45556
But let's be real. The wow factor is the 'Paternity Test." This has done more to destroy the trust between men and women than anything on the planet.
ARGO-B-45556
The men look like irresponsible losers who hate children and use women. They could never be trusted to lead a household. And the women look like untrustworthy whores who will trap a man with a baby that isn't his. Both sides look awful and ridiculous. They both fall from the image of the loving creator into a demonic being, like us!
RU'INKTA
Fantastic! We must replicate this show as much as we can. Also, don't forget the cheating, scandals, and liars. We must put the fear of love and relationships into all humans, so make these center stage at all times. Blend this in with the Paternity test so it seems less obvious. And make sure all episodes of the Gregory show are free online so anyone can access them at any time.
ARGO-B-45556
Right!
RU'INKTA
This is a nice start, but how goes it on all the other fronts?
VOOOKIMA
Quite well, your magistrate. We have the Americans fighting and hating each other on all fronts. Marriage rates are down, and men and women don't trust each other at all. And even friendships are down. This is the loneliest generation on record. The humans are divided on almost everything—race, religion, economics, politics, child rearing. We even have vegans fighting the meat-eaters. And the Baby boomers, versus all the generations that preceded them. The humans are a cesspool of hatred and discontent with each other!
RU'INKTA
FANTASTIC! YES! It's been the perfect plan. Use Television and now the internet to plant distrust and hatred within the human race.
RU'INKTA
To think, "The Great Power" thought these ridiculous humans would be loving like him. Hahaha! No, they are just as selfish and self-centered as the great power claimed WE are. He cast us out of heaven for their sake? We will destroy these worthless humans and do it in the MOST entertaining way possible. Using the human's own creativity against them. AHAHAHA!
VOOOKIMA
Speaking of entertainment, the Gregory show is about to begin. Would you like to watch the chaos and see for yourself?
RU'INKTA
Why, Yes. I would! Let's see how this most glorious weapon of evil functions!
RU'INKTA
Pass me the remote...
He gets handed the remote, and he clicks it with a devious smile on his face.
The scene goes BLACK. And then....
INT. THE GREGORY SHOW — ON T.V.
The set of the TV talk show "GREGORY" lights up with an upbeat musical number.
We see a smiling GREGORY, 50s, salt and pepper hair, sitting on stage holding a manila envelope in his hands.
GREGORY
Okay! Our next guest is Jasmine. She's been sleeping with a married man and is here to prove that he's the father of her 18-month-old daughter, Pixieyeayah!
Sitting in a chair beside Gregory, JASMINE, white, 24 gets animated and starts "telling it like it is" to the audience.
JASMINE
Yeah, that's right! Rahbeem's a deadbeat! He needs to take care of our baby!
The large monitor TV screen behind Gregory displays a plump baby girl.
JASMINE
Yeah! That's her! That's my baby, look at 'er! Ain't she beautiful?
Gregory still smiling brightly as he turns back around.
GREGORY
Oooh, she's fat!
Jasmine frowns.
GREGORY
Let's bring out the man who might be the father of Fat Pat!
JASMINE
Her name is PIXIEYEAYAH–
GREGORY
FAT PAT! Rahbeem Roth, come on out here and let's see if you are the father!
RAHBEEM ROTH, an overweight 25-year-old Black man, struts out. The audience starts booing and jeering.
Jasmine is on her feet, heckling him as soon as he appears.
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