The Golden Age

rightly understand, except that it was part and parcel of a system of studied favouritism on behalf of creatures both physically inferior and (as wa

as grim on him, borrowed Harold's or mine, indifferently. But the nimbus of distinction that clung to them-that we c

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a most objectionable collect-having achieved thus much, the small natural man in me rebelled, and I vowed, as I straddled and spat about the stable-yard in feeble imitation of the coachman, that lessons might go to the Inventor of them. It was only geograp

thy pallor which struck terror into the child's heart, always timorous regarding epidemic visitations. As to 'tables,' nobody knew exactly what they were, least of all Harold; but it was a step over the heads of the rest, and therefore a subject for self-adulation and-generally speaking-airs; so that Harold, hugging his slate and his

the yoke-shouldering village-folk were wont to come to fill their clinking buckets; when the drippings made worms of wet in the thick dust of the road. They had flat wooden crosses inside each pail, which floated on the top and (we were instructed) served to prevent the water from slopping over. We used to wonder by what magic this strange principle worked, and who first invented the crosses, and whether he got a peerage for it. But indeed the well was a centre of mystery, for a hornet's nest was somewhere hard by, and the very thought was fearsome. Wasps we knew well a

I was really glad when at last the wood opened and sloped down to a streamlet brawling forth into the sunlight. By this cheery companion I wandered along, conscious of little but that Nature, in providing store of water-rats, had thoughtfully furnished provender of right-sized stones. Rapids, also, there were, telling of canoes and portages-crink

we dashed up-stream to shell them from their lair! A gun-boat, indeed, might well have hesitated, so stout was the netting, so close the hedge. But I spied where a rabbit was wont to pass, close down

educated, passed from one to another marble basin, in which on occasion gleams of red hinted at gold-fish poised among the spreading water-lilies. The scene lay silent and slumbrous in the brooding noon-da

close-set shrubs. There, if anywhere, She should be enshrined. Instinct, and some knowledge of the habits of princesses, triumphed; for (indeed) there She was! In no tranced repose, however, but[60] laughingly, struggling to disengage her hand from the grasp of a grown-up man who occupied the marble bench with her. (As to age, I suppose now that the two swung in respective scales that pivoted on twenty. But children heed no minor

with some abruptness; 'W

politely and comprehensively, 'and I

plied. 'And what do you think of t

was right, having never learned to flatter). 'But she

an to laughter; but the Princess, turning red an

an; 'and you too, water-baby. Come and

, just what a palace ought to be; and we were met by a stately lady, rather more grown-up than the Princess-apparently her mother. My friend the Man was very kind, and introduced me as the Captain, saying I had just run down from Aldershot.

who I was and where I had come from, and to impress the company with my own toothbrush and Harold's tables; but either they were stupid-or is it a characteristic of Fairyland that every one laughs at the most or

be; and then I remarked, 'I suppose you two are going to get married?' He only laughed, after[63] the Fairy fashion. 'Because if you aren't,' I added, 'you really ought to'

re they left me, the grown-up man put two half-crowns in my hand, for the purpose, he explained, of treating the other water-babies. I was so touched by this crowning

ugh the rabbit-run, and threaded my doubtful way homewards, hounded by nameless terrors. The half-crowns happily remained solid and real to the touch; but could I hope to bear such treasure safely through the brigand-haunted wood? It was a dirty, weary little object that entered its home, at nightfall, by the unassuming aid of the scullery-window: and only to be sent tealess to bed seemed infinite mercy to him. Officially tealess, that is; for, as was usual after such e