The Naughty Campuser

he sound of the standby generator was unbearable. True I had started enjoying campus life to the fullest but never snoozed out of the hostel. This was not my first blind date, eh, let me ask. W

ls which made many reckon she was a Westerner. By the way her legs were very tinny that it became difficult to distinguish between her calves and shins. I admired her a lot though was simply acquainte

lla had gone to withdraw cash when she landed onto this young rich man counting paper. She was so astounded to glance at millions counted before him. She stole as many glimpses as the man t

thunder struck. She threw many meaningless words at him to capture his attention but he kept a deaf ear as he entered to take off. She had been beaten in her own trick. Bella was proud but Eric showed her the genuine meaning of the word. He never even dared to listen to her

as though. He was simply a spoiled swain yearning for a cheap useless hag. These insults could not be stomached by the dual as they battered her down to coma. The simple issue was magnified to the hospit

after her discharge, the two kept seeing each other. Their relationship grew stronger than a donkey amidst public criticism especially from parents. Bella's mother

t still prevail. However, Bella was another girl from another planet who used her beauty profitably. She habitually moved out with suga

l, every expensive bar in the capital. She dressed and changed like the historical queen Maria Theresa of Austria, held brand new release cell phones, she could be picked up by posh

opposition member of parliament. This is how she came to be connected to all these city demagogues. My father was simp

to one boyfriend Calvin she had since first semester of first year. They had met during the orientation week for fresh students and kept the candle burning. It seems Bell

one in front, the other behind. As one knocked me from behind, I knocked the one in front as he knocked back. They finally closed the distance between us and squeezed me for a full hour. There was no e

or her bills. He activated the loud speaker and continued with their romance, their screams were clearly heard. Bella proposed to take me, oh I was so excited. Who am I to move out

from him of about five hundred thousand shillings as girls always said and leave. I picked my pull-over, put on two leggings just in case of anything. T

elf nothing else. There was the way she celebrated with May saying I would work for him. I gleefully smeared baby jelly all-over the soft smooth body and set to vacate. She dashed and dragged me to her room

was so brown that if albinos saw me that night, they would gallop away, my mother would mistake me for Beyoncé. She embarked on my eyes where she used two applicators to shadow them. For lips I was confused as she p

ner Bella was targeting after engaging the legislators and ministers. A lot had been said about the blue corner. It was tittle-tattled tha

t there, there was no leaving, no chucking, only sleeping with generals interchangeably. My aim was to meet my date. We sent for drinks, starte

went to confab to her, Bella pulled me to the same room, mine had come. He sat and pulled me to his laps where I sat and started caressing his beards. It was cool. No way