Saintwood: College Chaos

it’s

ly, someone else is doing the cleanup instead of us. I still never understood that. Why d

oo busy trying to get the odor of the mixture of garbag

n the ass were still up to my as

r night, I could eat this all day long. As I sat down to enjoy my bowl of crunchy goodness, someone rang the doorbe

my bowl and ate on my way to the door. I opened it and dropped my spoon in my bowl. “Oh, it’s

y pounded on the door, yelling, “Liam,

l. You would think most girls would give

ere I live? Are you a stalker?” I asked her, n

nd it’s easy to figure out where you live with your enormous ass

r. I leaned in towards Mel. “So you show up at some

ck, but considering the people I dealt with throughout my life,

ds the kitchen. What the fuck? Scarlett walked in with M

r. Mel said she was in the neighborhood a

asked, narrowin

efore our next class. I’ll see you la

ft, I leaned forward. “Could you tell

“Well, you have your

unter until her face

I commented. Then I leane

lker,” Mel refu

a gay guy and in an incestuous relationship with his cousin? Isn’

but can you blame me? Any time anyone saw you two, you were alw

r cross your pea size brain? We’re not your typical family

e a mistake. Are you going to hold that over m

fridge and looked at us. “Are you two

the same time. I glare

my brother and cousin of being gay

no idea what yo

I said, “Yes, and she’s

counter. “Oh, thi

! Are you never going to

rother well enough,

nto the kitchen. “Wh

ought Liam and RJ were ga

ce between the two of them?” Elijah

n’t let bygones be bygones,” Me

g about my kid brother, don’t you? Liam doesn’t forget. Trust me; I gre

omething else,” she sa

girl?” Elij

off the stool and put my bowl in the

more to those two than either

’t admit he likes

ikes her. It seems more disl

e can to deny his feelings. They smack him right in the

?” Elijah

e the one that plots, but he finally met his match. W

opened the curtains to see Mel waving and smiling. I closed the cur

the curtains, and th

Then she fell and hit the floor with a thud, which caused Nik a

g there. “Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig, are

” Nik

g bats?” I asked, point

e was trying to br

at the living shit out of them and a dozen guards keeping w

ask why you felt the need to climb up two

uld surprise hi

or works too,”

more romantic. Like Romeo and Juliet,

g selves. How do you even find that

do you have to bust m

and then looked down, trying

eech, boys,” Mel sai

say that. He likes to bust

om and down the stairs as people watched us as I opened the front door. I pushed her through

e was trying to sell me magazines. I s

my window. I swear this chick would get on

you. The next minute, they ignore you, then they stalk you, piss you off. Finally, th

ch sense she has. Then there’s Davina, who is a mousy but likes my brother’s corny jokes. At least she’s willing to suffer from those. Then there is Scarlett, who is crazy. I mean, she set their hou

can be crazy like the rest of the family. I guess the question that comes to mind is, am I destined to meet an insane c