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him. "You'

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ask, you never s

what the hell my dumba

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u two are hunting

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ing like this liar right here is." Papa gest

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u have any idea why my granddaughter is completely

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which means my granddaughter got a quarter of dipwad genes.

get together until Chris

ng with your brother, who's gay. I gave him fifty bucks to make sure he didn't scre

can argue with that logic? No o

e kitchen to face the firing squad. If

a dink

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my clueless sister together wit

oing to help and stay grounded. Don't be a dink and try to strong-arm two inept

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he does,"

at keeping secr

lives. One time, I found out my mom was pregnant with me when she and Dad g

crush on someone who's gay. I sure can pick them. The way I

sed me. Anyway, my grandfather, parents, and sneaky little brother conspired agains

going to get