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Gargantua and Pantagruel

Part 1 Chapter 2

Word Count: 935    |    Released on: 18/11/2017

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in the botto

chapter when

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a new thill-

on of a hair-

the bunghole of

and thousan

be reduced t’

not be subject

man unseemly

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s they handsom

hey to men mi

st by Hercul

r (his) return f

said Minos,

myself, not o

s their mind,

oysters send

are my life and

ale of distaff

omes Q.B., who

ass of tricks

e grand Cyclops

hilst each one

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d, when he sa

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d the fire from

were red herrin

ainst those, who s

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last conclud

te and her he

, saw Penthe

, for a cress-

out, Thou filth

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Roman standard

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hereafter, lac

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f them his

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ellows that did

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discourteous

be under an h

one she hypoc

many acres

his vizard may

lves unto the s

ast, that he wh

riends in peace

dy prince shall

its arbitreme

promised of

guests, shall in

reeding mares, t

freys ride tri

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come, who other

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ho th’ alarum

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