Well, well, well, look who stumbled upon my memoir. Consider yourself privileged, darling, because not just anyone gets a backstage pass to the drama-filled spectacle that is my life. This book has found you for a reason. Or maybe fate has led you here. So buckle up, sit back, grab some popcorn and relax as I take you on this chaotic odyssey that is going to change your life forever. I will guide you on a step by step process on how I became a trillionaire before the age of eighteen. You have the golden opportunity to learn the blueprint to my meteoric rise to trillionaire status before hitting legal adulthood. Darling reader, you're about to embark on a journey that'll make your head spin faster than a merry-go-round. Hang on every word as I give you a glimpse into the extraordinary life of yours truly. I'm not one to evoke lukewarm emotions. It's either all-consuming adoration or blistering disdain. So, take your pick. Love me or loathe me. There's simply no room for neutrality when it comes to someone as captivating as moi. Becoming a billionaire isn't as hard as you think with hardwork, determination and someone like me guiding you.
Chapter 1 1. Secrets people would kill for.
Chapter one: Secrets people would kill for.
When I walk, my flashy red bottom Gucci high heels click and clack in a manner that demands the attention of everyone, both men and women; students and nerdy professors. I can't help but chuckle at the sight of the peasants scurrying to catch a glimpse of me. It's like they've never seen a real-life princess before! Oh, the trials and tribulations of being a beacon of fabulousness in a sea of mediocrity. My leather jacket is worth more than the net worth of every single person here, combined. Nobody on this campus is immune to my mysterious charm and presence. Dare I say, those fools are secretly obsessed with me. They may tell you they hate my guts but I can bet you a thousand dollars that those girls pray to God every night to wake up as fabulous as me. That's a prayer even the big man upstairs can't grant, no matter how many "please, please, pleases" they throw at him. Sorry but it ain't happening, sweetie!
Allow me to introduce myself: Jessica Raye Kardashian, though I must clarify, I bear no relation to those Kardashian sisters hogging the limelight on reality television. Oh, but I've shared a mocktail or two with them on a yacht in the Bahamas-casual encounters, really. And trust me, they wish they were as rich and powerful as I am. Who wouldn't want to be in my glamorous shoes? They're like, "Oh, Jessica, can we borrow your yacht?" And I say to them, "Sure, just don't scratch it." It's tough being this amazing, but somebody's gotta do it.
Are you at the edge of your seat right now, eager to find out who exactly I am? You should be, darling. Not everyone gets the opportunity for a one on one rapport with me. Today must be your lucky day because I will tell you, and you alone how I became the enigmatic person that is feared, adored, respected and envied worldwide while still in the university. I trust that you will take my secrets to your grave. Heed my warning, dear friend: these revelations are for your ears only. If those lips of yours ever ramble a word of these chapters to anyone, should even a whisper escape your lips, well... let's just say the consequences won't be pretty.. Do not take this as a joke. If there's one thing you must know about Jessica Raye Kardashian, it is that she does not come to play. I do not take betrayal lightly. So, consider this your solemn oath, sealed with the threat of dire consequences.
Well, well, well, look who stumbled upon my memoir. Consider yourself privileged, darling, because not just anyone gets a backstage pass to the drama-filled spectacle that is my life. This book has found you for a reason. Or maybe fate has led you hear. So buckle up, sit back, grab some popcorn and relax as I take you on this chaotic odyssey that is going to change your life forever. I will guide you on a step by step process on how I became a trillionaire before the age of eighteen. You have the golden opportunity to learn the blueprint to my meteoric rise to trillionaire status before hitting legal adulthood. Only a complete nincompoop will dare to close his eyes and shut his ears as I tell my story. Don't do that.
Darling reader, you're about to embark on a journey that'll make your head spin faster than a merry-go-round. Hang on every word as I give you a glimpse into the extraordinary life of yours truly. I'm not one to evoke lukewarm emotions. It's either all-consuming adoration or blistering disdain. So, take your pick. Love me or loathe me. There's simply no room for neutrality when it comes to someone as captivating as moi.
In this world of glittering opportunities, there lurks shadows darker than the night. You see, every diamond has its flaws, every empire its cracks. And though I stand before you as a paragon of wealth and power, even I am not immune to the whims of fate. Not all that glitters is gold, and not every victory comes without sacrifice.