BJ Bridget Jones's Diary

-Christmas), alcohol units 14 (but effectively covers 2 days as 4

I bellowed. 'Sorry. I mean . . . ''I wondered if you'd like a set of wheels for your suitcase.''But I haven't got a suitcase.'Why don't I get you a little suitcase with wheels attached. You know, like air hostesses have.''I've already got a bag.''Oh, darling, you can't go around with that tatty green canvas thing. You look like some sort of Mary Poppins person who's fallen on hard times. Just a little compact case with a pull-out handle. It's amazing how much you can get in. Do you want it in navy on red or red on navy?''Mum. It's eight thirty in the morning. It's summer. It's very hot. I don't want an air-hostess bag.''Julie Enderby's got one. She says she never uses anything else.''Who's Julie Enderby?''You know Julie, darling, Mavis Enderby's daughter. Julie! The one that's got that super-dooper job at Arthur Andersen . . . ''Mum . . . ''Always takes it on her trips . . . ''I don't want a little bag with wheels on.''I'll tell you what. Why don't Jamie, Daddy and I all club together and get you a proper new big suitcase and a set of wheels?'Exhausted, I held the phone away from my ear, puzzling about where the missionary luggage-Christmas-gift zeal had stemmed from. When I put the phone back she was saying: