BJ Bridget Jones's Diary

igarettes 12 (continuing good work), calories 1258 (love has eradicated need to pig out).11 a.m. Office. Oh my God. Daniel Cleaver just sent me a messa

tely.DianeAargh. After that: zilch.Noon. Oh God. Daniel has not replied. Must be furious. Maybe he was being serious about the skirt. Oh God oh God. Have been seduced by informality of messaging medium into being impertinent to boss.12.10.Maybe he has not got it yet. If one could get message back. Think will go for walk and see if can somehow go into Daniel's office and erase it.12.15. Hah. All-explained. He is in meeting with Simon from Marketing. He gave me a look when walked past. Aha. Ahahahaha. Message Pending:Message JonesIf walking past office was attempt todemonstrate presence of skirt can only saythat it has failed parlously. Skirt isindisputably absent. Is skirt off sick? CleaveMessage Pending then flashed up again immediately.MessageJonesIf skirt is indeed sick, please look into howmany days sick leave skirt has taken in prev?ioustwelvemonth. Spasmodic nature of recentskirt attendance suggests malingeringCleaveJust sending back:Message CleaveSkirt is demonstrably neither sick norabscent. Appalled by management'sblatently sizist attitude to skirt.Obsessive interest in skirt suggestsmanagement sick rather than skirt. JonesHmm. Think will cross last bit out as contains mild accusation of sexual harassment whereas v. much enjoying being sexually harassed by Daniel Cleaver.Aaargh. Perpetua just