The Wrong Box

the hours of toil, consultation of authorities, researches in the Bodleian, correspondence with learned and illegible Germans - in one word, the vast scaffolding that was first built up and then knock

de me in a pigeon-hole, but I scorn to appear vainglorious. Tonti is dead, and I never saw anyone who even pretended

r a moment in the face of the last survivor, who is probably deaf, so that he cannot even hear of his success - and who is certainly dying, so that he might just as well have lost. The pecul

air, and signed their names with the assistance of a kind old gentleman in spectacles and Wellington boots. He remembers playing with the children afterwards on the lawn at the back of the lawyer's house, and a battle-royal that he had with a brother tontiner who had kicked his shins. The sound of war called forth the lawyer from where he was dispensing cake and wine to the assembled parents in the office, and the combatants were separated, and Jo

57 business was more lively, for the Crimea and the Mutiny carried off no less than nine. There remained in

the leather trade, he had early wearied of business, for which he was supposed to have small parts. A taste for general information, not promptly checked, had soon begun to sap his manhood. There is no passion more debilitating to the mind, unless, perhaps, it be that itch of public speaking which it not infrequently accompanies or begets. The two were conjoined in the case of Joseph; the acute stage of this double malady, that in which the patient delivers gratuitous lectures, soon declared itself with severity, and not many years had passed over his head before he would have travelled thirty miles to address an infant school. He was no student; his reading was confined to elementary textbooks and the daily papers; he did not even fly as high as cyclopedias; life, he would say, was his volume. His lectures were not meant, he would declare, for college professors; t

iends. He had met Joseph only once, at a lecture-hall in Holloway; but from that formative experience he returned home to make a new will, and consign his daughter and her fortune to the lecturer. Joseph had a kindly disposition; and yet it was not without reluctance that he accepted this new responsibility, advertised for a nurse, and purchased a second-hand perambulator. Morris and John he made more readily welcome; not so much because of the t

rdly applicable to the purposes of the philosophic traveller, and even the second is designed more expressly for the tourist than for the expert in life. But he pressed

a state to court enquiry. In fact, when Joseph went over his accounts preparatory to surrendering his trust, he was dismayed to discover that his brother's fortune had not increased by his stewardship; even by making over to his two wards every penny he had in the world, there would still be a deficit of seven thousand

ith the rest), and to pay to each of them one pound a month as pocket-money. The allowance was amply sufficient for the old man; it scarce appears how Miss Hazeltine contrived to dress upon it; but she did, and, what is more, she never complained. She was, indeed, sincerely attached to her incompetent guardia

these are inextricably intermixed is one of the commonplaces with which the bland essayist consoles the incompetent and the obscure, but in the case of Morris the bitter must have largely outweighed the sweet. He grudged no trouble to himself, he spared none to others; he called the servants in the morning, he served out the stores with his own hand, he took soundings of the sherry, he numbered the remaind

him like pap to infants. In bad weather he must keep the house. In good weather, by half-past nine, he must be ready in the hall; Morris would see that he had gloves and that his shoes were sound; and the pair would start for the leather business arm in arm. The way there was probably dreary enough, for there was no pretence of friendly feeling; Morris had never ceased to u

only the liabilities he succeeded in extending; to restrict it, and it was only the profits he managed to restrict. Nobody had ever made money out of that concern except the capable Scot, who retired (after his discharge) to the neighbourhood of Banff and built a castle with his profits. The memory of this fallacious Caledonian Morris would revile daily, as he sat in th

aving there immured him in the hall, would depart for the day on the quest of seal rings, the only passion of his life. Joseph had more than the vanity of man, he had that of lecturers. He owned he was in fault, although more sinned against (by the capable Scot) than sinning; but had he steeped his hands in gore, he would still not deserve to be thus dragged at the chariot-wheels of a young man, to sit a captive in the halls of his own leather business, to be entertained with mortifying comments on his whole career - to have his costume examined, his collar pulled

ot for that,' he cried one afternoon, 'he would not care to keep me. I might

of that amusement. There were those nice people at the Isle of Cats (wasn't it?) who wrote and asked

it does him, he might just as well be in his coffin. Think of his opportunities! The heart of any other young man would burn within him at

yourself,' said Julia; 'for you know, if you

little study.' He thumbed his gallery of notebooks. 'I wonder,' he said, 'I wo

ed Julia. 'Read me one of your

tes of a highly important conversation with a Dutch courier of the name of David Abbas, which is the Latin for abbot. Its results are well worth the money it cost me, for, as Abbas at first appeared

e. It would seem as if he had consoled himself by frequent appliances to the bottle; it would even seem that (toward the end) he had ceased to depend on Joseph's frugal generosity and called for the flagon on his own account. The effect, at least, of some mellowing influence was visible in the rec

ad said. 'Mark my words - we shall hear of him next at the North Pole.' And these bitter expressions had been reported to the traveller on his return. What was worse, Masterman had refused to attend the lecture on 'Education: Its Aims, Objects, Purposes, and Desirability', although invited to the platform. Since then the brothers had not met. On the other hand, they never had openly quarrelled; Joseph (by Morris's orde

s besieged in consequence by all that numerous class of persons who have still some reputation to lose, and find themselves upon the point of losing it; by those who have made undesirable acquaintances, who have mislaid a compromising correspondence, or who are blackmailed by their own butlers. In private lif

to set forth his scheme. For near upon a quarter of an hour the lawyer suffered him to dwell upon its manifest advantages

s in vain that he offered a bonus of one thousand, of two thousand, of three thousand pounds; in vain that he offere

. 'You answer none of my arguments; you haven't a

r else I do, I am not going to gratify any of your curiosity. You see I am a trif

nterview!'

business hours encroached upon. And, by the by, have you no busi

ated Morris doggedly. 'You always

ut you, you look so dark and attractive from a distance. Do you know that to the naked eye you look romantic? - like what t

these remarks, 'it's no use comin

aid Michael. 'Nobody

to know why,' c

t of that,' replied the

the other, 'the more reason for ac

hael, and he rose an

ndifferent where he was, so long as there was pen and ink and daily papers, and he could avoid martyrdom at the office; Morris himself, perhaps, not displeased to pretermit these visits to the city, and have a quiet time for thought. He was prepared for any sacrifice; all he desired was to get his money again and clear his feet of leather; and it would be strange, since he was so modest in his desires, and the pool amounted to upw

burst into his brothe

l this?' a

'She must go up to town and get the house ready, a

' cried John

, John,' returned

t?' enqu

s. 'It's because he can't. It's because Ma

able John. 'But what's the us

f the tontine,'

to have a doctor's cert

d Morris. 'They're as common as blackberries:

fifty if I were a sawb

f any man could arrange it, he could; and depend upon it, he has his plan all straight; and depend upon it, it's a good one, for he's cleve

ohn. 'You've lost far more already t