Diary of the not so wimpy kid

orn, the poor lad's name was Walt Harding, Walt was a was poor... poor sod with patchy s

On the news yesterday it said to evacuate the city because of the severe f

e stained his monitor in his fluids. Little did Walt know the water was leaking in from

s rage, Walt then began to shake his computer in a neet rage but then a heavy electrical shock went through Walt's body sending him str

been 2 months or 2 days. [first-person]I fucking hate this world and everyone in it, before I was in the apartment I was world-renowned for my inventions and exploits

my calculation, this is a womb, after my fall from grace I got super invested in reading light novels and some of the mc's ge

asier it got, but I knew soon it would be time to be birthed into the new world I shall face. I felt this pushing sensation and then I sa

a crying baby, but I still scanned my surroundings, I saw the staff that helped me wit

other was a milf with dark brown hair and ample breasts wearing a hospital gow

. Heffly it's a boy" the doctor said with joy Hmm, Heffly that name rings a bell but I need some more things to bas

powers and surprisingly I felt this weird energy, as I closed my eyes I i

st this more later, but I continue to accurate this energy within myself. Soon morning came as I assumed because my mother and father came to get me, my mothe

t the hospital a little longer" my father said, "Frank that hospital is s

y recognized these names I'm in the