Saintwood: Game Over

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aos these past years, I hadn’t had time to catch my breath. Some good came out of it, suc

h us. You remember Ashley, Mario’s sister. I hated he

it made him more mature. It made him look like an idiot. I know most wo

him with an electric

says as he stood on th

have it! I will

like beards

!” I yel

ompromise?”

looking at h

ross the bed. “How abou

one say, “Give the guy a break. At

or frame. Oh, did I mention he grew a beard as well

’ll get Marissa to shave yours

’t?” He ask

d,” I s

on your own,”

u coward,”

,” Frazier mentioned.

zor in my hand, I heard someone sa

led my eyes. “And I’m sure it

d. Yes, ladies and gentlem

, Alex,” Ryan

as I walked out of the room past the other two yahoos. I

he like beards

reason,” he s

d Frazier pressed it furthe

,” I

er was trying to catch his breath whi

unch of comedian

wash it before enjoying your dessert?” Jordan remar

she refused it. What was I

over whether to keep a bea

uld stop being one,” Frazier said through

h, rolling his eyes.

ee, and joined the girls. I finally got used to

asked

if he could leave a

g with that?

umb reaso

reason, Alex

bout anything sexual with anyone. It took a long time t

guy is eating food, and it ge

y both said

started making out, th

and Marissa said, “Go on,”

there, you know, stuck in his be

you do?” Elena a

legs shut right on his he

other with wide eyes, t

is some funny shit

nging?” Elena ask

now. I put my head on the counter and started

as she went upstairs. Then I heard him yell back, “Is it ab

e her way upstairs. I’m so glad my frustration is an amusement for everyone. Then I saw two masc

the counter. Not only was I embarrassed, but i

ot amused. I watched him walk out

imbed off my seat and trudged up the stairs, and I could hear the electric razor walking tow

don’t have to shave.

d away, leaving Ryan confused. I walked into the bedr

my hand, interlocking our fingers. “Alex, if

our beard since it’s your body. Plus, I shouldn’t f

it isn’t a little hang-up for you. Alex, I get it. Trust me, I do. It wo

nks to you, I need not

do. I’ll shave. O

nd he gave me a sma

e I take care

onfused. “What are

walking towards the do

ier yell, “This is absolute bullshit! Why the hell

ave, will you?” Jorda

o destroy any dignity I have

ity?” Ryan

you,

wing that way, unlike

help but l

nd I’m married to the biggest

at,” I said, taki

shaven, and Marissa looked

hat your idiot husban

he do?” I

o wait for him to come down and ran upstairs. Then

an, “Wait. It’

” Frazier

a Fu Manchu! Shave th

whispered to R

he idiot did. We told him it would piss

ou can sleep with Ryan

h mouths dropped. “Oh, hell no,”

d, “Ryan, for fuck’s sa

ping with you! Now, shav

sleeping with Frazier, and all bets are off. The th

bitching, Buc

k it’s unfair

me to get over it and let

out at him as Jordan glared at him, threateni

felt someone hover over me. I turned over and looked at h

int, we will have to

time you can make it a goatee, keep it close and

” he a

rted getting intense when we heard someone clear their throat.

pering into my ear. “Shit,

at up. “Can we help you wit

to the movies

You don’t need us w

ex comes. So I guess you two jackrabbi

and and pulling him behind me. He stopped and looke

im. “Oh, how rig

is heels. Jordan looked at me. “You

agreement. “

Ryan and Frazier dukes it out. I got Ryan

the lunatic was still loose in the back of o