hot passion

ITING room, the three o

robably punish us for being

the last person left the

eously awesome medical p

he was born and I hope he n

at his hous

the room from me, taking

g to put it on and lick it

r being nice and sexy at t

sed that I don't realize t

he's made that impossible.

us earlier. What kind of

doctor with him off the cu

is too hot for LA, if that

he's playing me or my br

ing to save h

od, huh?" J

ick hands him the chap

ack to looking

rlier with my bitch atta

lawn of my house. I sigh

for my mouth. It's not the

mping to the wrong concl

ho's lived a year in my

assed, and even physically

ypersensitive to it now. It

ess it's my way of helpin

l w

ional need to get Jers

time he's twenty-one. She'

or baby alone in the world

ll sway her from thinkin

act that I threaten to put

ws I'm kidding. I'd cut of

's a

Harper," Jersey says, g

to meet th

Jersey ... how are

t chap

lavor is it?" Doc Harper

ooms. He knows better than

p out of the tongue depres

r everyone until the doc

ey. Come on, Mickey Mou

his hand

oking from the doct

us if you'd like," Doc

ing

say, holding up my hand

orth. "He's Jer

ops and frowns

says Mick, his face goi

with her too."

ified as to why I'm

doctor, walking again. "I

s to join us, I

at's fine," Mick says, ba

Mouse." Jersey leans o

on it re

ops his

he knows enough not to f

ng in his head, there's not

eady. There are times whe

ith the fallout, but the do

e pl

nk you, at Mick as he w

grit my teeth together to

U action. How dare he not

ng with just a bat of my l

ith

om with Jersey on the exa

d me in the chair, the doc

" He feels Jersey's skull

es that. Maybe he's chec

ty k

'm not an asshole so I do

iting to make sure the doc

." He smears it all around

omes out and gives the low

ersey's b.s., so he does

Can I see th

n use it too." Je

e reads the label. "I'm

ood idea for you, Jersey.

the chaps

now why. I always

ingredients in it that mig

n you put it on your lips,

under

y, and I tense up when I s

appear on

ood," says Mick. "I got

night scratching it. When

clown with a b

ideways to look at Mick,

. "I hate

, man. Me too. Th

says Jersey, turning b

He gives him

to give you a special chapstick that you can use

use it three times a day

it tast

octor says, frowning

ss not. I like to lick th

somet

ctor, looking in Jersey's

"Like

ed cat f

aughter. I roll my eyes, knowing we're about to get a

ut on the back porch for

tests happened while I w

i

dn't recommend you eat it

on his little flashlight a

de

and waits about two seco

floor in the kitchen. Mom s

n eat off it

left hand, knowing he

day since I never clean

e in the floor-cleani

more floor-licking. Lo

hoes," says the doctor, ban

rubber

startling all of us. He

ll

arper hands it over and