Murder in Any Degree
memory in the mind to divert it from that absolute intellectual concentration which the game demands
weat
of a
nough to affe
ns have b
I've se
t won't
tely, for the hundredth time. "Perhaps
o predecessors were waiting, and settled beside Pickings at the foot of
their season's output in a frantic effort to surpass the other. Pickings, the purist, did not approve of them in the least.
and luckily achieved good distance, Pollock re
ument of sand, balance his ball, and whistling nervously through his teeth, lunge successfull
his moment a thin, dyspeptic man with undisciplined whiskers broke in
a course here; record around seventy-one, isn't it? Good deal of water to keep out of? You gentlemen some of the cracks? Course pr
ad been pumped up for the journey gravely sa
carce. Did either of you gentlemen ever reflect how surprising it is that better scores aren't made at this game? Now, take seventy-one; that's only one under fours, and I venture to say at least six o
id Pickings, both crushing and parli
es averaged ten minutes, while his voluble companion, with an immense expenditure
eed his ball, took exactly eight full practice swings, and drove one
n be said for it," he said, as he w
rove a long ball, and he drove a great many that did not return in his bag. He glanced resentfully to the ri
o himself. "Of course
ralized by the attraction in opposite directions, his drive w
the professional, nodding his head, "f
ve to-day," said Pi
first tee," said Booverman discourage
er of form. He played his shot, which ca
he short running-up stroke to
e said savagely. "Any one else would get a three onc
roll on to the green straight for the flag. All at once Wessels and Pol
"You've run it down. First hole in
suspicion, gingerly removing the pin. At the bott
r happened to me," he said furiously; "abs
gs, in remonstrance, "you're
ord was attacked. "See here, I play thirty-six holes a day, two hundred and sixteen a week, a thousand a month, six thousand a yea
a handkerchief and
ll at once," h
rds away. It is considered rather easy as golf-holes go. The only dangers are a matted wilderness of long grass in front of the tee, the certainty of landing
I slice, I lose my ball, and that knocks my whole game higher than a kite." He added between his tee
ot the slightest thrill of nervous joy, he made a perfe
right," said Picking
th my irons," said Booverman, darkly. "Just wa
an's ball lay within three feet of
s, inaudibly. "By George
ow, backed by the road and trapped by ditches, where at that moment Pollock, true to his traditions as a war
mite this little homeopathic pill, and it will land just where I want it. I will probably put out for another two. Three holes in twos would prob
e got a dead line on every shot to-day. Marvelous! When you ge
en, though, Pickings, I know it! Five years ago I'd have been shaking like a
his ball, which lay on the green, hole high, and put do
m, was so overcome with excitement that he tw
e placed his ball carelessly, selected his driver, and turned on the fidgety Pick
a professional like Frank or even an amateur that hadn't offended every busy little fate and fury in
ickings in a loud whis
four-hundred-yard straighta
le ball, whithe
e ball, have I
e prairies in the
marshes where th
tle ball, is it
and drove another long, straight drive. Pickings, thril
putting-green under the shaggy branches of the willows. The receptive graveyard to the right gives a certain pathos to it, a splendid, quiet note in contrast to the feeling of the swift, hungry river
nd long, rolled up in t
een," said
found, to his satisfaction,
" said Pickings,
it for a five,"
aught the rim of the cup, hesitate
," said Picking
"Any one else would have had a three, straight on the c
ng to pieces, forgetting the invincible st
," he said, his voice no longer
rd hole. I lost my ball five times out of seven. There is something irresistibly alluring to me in the mosquito patches to my right. I think it is the fo
h desire to entreat him to caution, w
ter the click of th
little cozy home in a nice, deep hoof track, just as I found it yesterday afternoon. Then I will have the exquisite pleasure of taking my niblick, and whan
y in clear position just beyond the bumps and rills that ordinarily welcome a long shot. Booverman
gure of a boomerang, making for those who fancied a slice a delightful little carry of one hundred and fifty yards. To the left was a procession of trees, while beyond, on the course
a strange feeling that I'm not going to get into trouble here. That would be too obvious. It's
g, and carried the far-off bank with a low
orever," said Picking
y as a rock," said Boo
eighth shot. Booverman's drive had skimmed over the dried plain for a fair two hundred
y thunder! seven under four!" Suddenly he stopped, overwhelmed. "Why, he's actually around t
ball completely, and then top
said Booverman in a grumbling tone.
en, Booverman's ball lay abo
e four," said Picki
man burst into
here. Look-
urious. Pickin
rom his ball. "That, my boy, was where the cup was yesterday. If they hadn't moved the f
iously, shaking his head sympathe
to the hole, and sto
oot put that stops an inch short-did you ever see anything like it? By everything that's ju
uttering inner self. "He can't realize it.
of apple-trees are ready to trap a topped ball and bury it under impossible piles of dry leaves. Beyond, the wired tennis-courts give forth a musical, tinny note when attacked. In the middle distance a glorious sycamore draws you to the left, and a file of elms beckon the sliced way to a marsh, wilderness of grass and an overgrown gully
forgot that a dozen good scores had ended abruptly in the swale to the right. He was only irritated. He plumped down
ee on the six," he muttered as he
sy put, plucked his ball from the
a stroke on each of them. I'm playing two strokes more than I ought to
feeling his fingers grow c
e by burying your ball in the waving grass, which is always permitted a sort of poetical license. There are the traps to the seventh hole to be crossed, and t
e to three balls. On the contrary, when I have an average of six, I always get a five and often a four. How this hole has changed my entire life!" He raised his ball and addressed i
t with a brassy that laid him twenty yards off the g
y him in such a crisis. He began slowly to disintegrate morally, to revert to type. He contained himself until Booverman had driven free of the river, which flan
, do you know wh
four," said Booverma
, nothing;
ha
n th
, and tabula
verman, amazed. "Wha
it
ly some one else
h the green that was set in the crescent of surrounding trees,
n't told me," h
e first time Booverman's shot went wide of the mark, str
id Pickings wit
ulders. "The ball is now lost, and all the score goes into the air, the
ck on the course," said
sixty thousand times I have hit trees
ied Pickings, wit
table desire to leap upon Booverman like a fluffy, enthusiastic dog; but he fought it back with the new sense of responsibility that
club. It's a crime to go on; it's a crime to spoil such a record. Twenty-eight for nine holes, only forty-two needed for
hundred-yard flight to the ea
t'll happen now;
he drive went true to the green, straight on the fl
ickings, but to himself. "I
oing to make a fool of myself. I'm going right up to the tee, and I'm goin
ha
't care. H
or the second was accurate, and his put, after ci
an elephant's bed, and then across the Housatonic River, a carry of on
ree here, too," said Booverman, moo
iron high in the air
e," he said, nodding his head. Inste
is a long, narrow breathing spot, squeezed by the railroad tracks on one side and by the river on the other. Resolute and fearless golfers often cut them out entirely, nor are ashamed to acknowledge their terror. As you stand a
is doomed to go out of bounds or
refully," said Pickings in a voice that
t, almost off the fair. A midiron for his second put him in posi
augmented by a second shot over a long, mushy pond. If you play a careful iron to keep from the railroad, now on the right, or to dodge the river on your left, you are forced to approach the edge of
et-rid myself of memories. I have seen class A amateurs take twelve, and professionals eight.
began slowly to slice out of bou
he next will go there, too; then I'll put o
l, bounded high in the air, forward, back upon the course, lying in
rman, unrelenting. "That only evens up the
een to negotiate another four. Pickings, trembling like a toy dog in ze
earance of a chin spot on a full face of whiskers, was Booverman's favorite hole. While Pickings held his eyes to the ground and tried to b
lf, his head beginning to throb. He wanted to sit down and take hi
aid Booverma
id Pickings, observing
Even threes for the whole course-that's what I could do if I had those two strokes-the greatest thing that's ever been seen on a golf-course. It ma
to pump, but he was able to
get a thr
hree and four i
eavens! what
, I'd go down in history, I'd be immortal. And you, too, Picky, you'd be immortal, because
r plateau. A long cleek laid his ball off the green, a good app
s it," said Boo
three to do it. The two is qui
ull cleek, with about six mental hazards distributed in Indian ambush, and i
g. The click of the club was sharp and true. He turned to see t
th. He sent two balls into the lost land to
said, slashing away
studied the ten-foot route
id Pickings, lean
rman, exploding. "Think of what it
frantic club. Incapable of speech, he waved him feebly to drive. He
ven threes, one ove
doing?" said Booverman, angr
anything," s
-muttering
, feebly to himself. He added aloud, "Stop kicking about your old six
hastily approached his ball, dro
mind to wring your neck. Every shot I've pla
ninth hole-hi
to tell me my score, and, besides, I o
the railr
Yes, I'll admit that. Tha
your first
ll-once in sixty thousand times. Well, an
t go a
his ball, played a long midiron, just cleared the cre
ging down his club and glaring at Pickings.
his club, his legs began to tremble. He shook his
ossible. Unfortunately the ball lay thirty feet away, and the path to the hole was
at down, covering his eyes while Booverman wi
and
rose conv
!" said Booverman, hoarsely. "Do you think I've any
rig
stance; but the cleek in his hand shook like
ing his face, "I can't
u m
r. I'll never be ab
cible pessimism, Booverman had gone to pi
nding a fluttering hand. "I c
e!" He slapped him on the back, pinched his arms, and chafed his fingers. Then he l
overman in a whisper.
the flag in the
ho
-cast to a worm-cast, wobbling and rocking, and at th
rman, as though carried off by the sam