Grandmaster Golem, Alchemist Extraordinaire

i fr

, so I can get a good look a

d out of the garden, but wanted to avoid harming the plants. Even if he snuck b

nearby. His broad legs were planted in a solid stance, and he was pointing a very thick

him over from head to toe.

slightly higher v

lem, looks like! He's all made of clay a

hose fellers went e

ts lips. "Well, t

sing, but I just needed some supplies. I assumed you

d what's that supposed to mean? Ma, g

tle shorter than Pa, and wore a daisy-printed dress. The wand she

that? If that's not enough, I'd be more than happy to do some chores to make up the rest of it. Yo

ed lightning into the air, making Durri flinch. "

i no

ur name, and ho

fairly re

incarnated into this body. A wizard was trying to invent a new way to create golems, it seems. I'm pretty su

ial human golem, huh? Ain't that something." She

nd then seemed to wai

sed an

admitted. "What

coppers when they tried to raid us on

seen the looks on their faces when we told 'em, all hog-tied as they were on th

f they won? What sort of

e other. Our teams take turns giving riddles until everybody on one team loses. I

ned. "And

you up on that idea of doing all our chores for us! For,

equitable assessment of u

" said Durri. "Especially since the

le probably wouldn't mean much. There were five coppers who c

ne inspired by what you could call the near-homonym-ity of

what if I don't 'want

heir wands more sq

ded. "Fai

couple shock collar things the coppers were planning on using for us. We put both of

t Durri. 'That co

uck on dangerous criminals. They could be remotely activated simply by the officer speaking a code word

worked on clay golems, but

Worst case, I have to run away as fast as I can and

a builder, and prided himself on never cheating at games. H

g with Durri, and he would do

ing the alchemical ingredients he wanted

et's set some sportsmanl

t in blazes is this boy

ller, Pa. Wants to make the game fair

s! Anyone with common sense should be able to figure t

nd fancy words that make regular people feel stupid

" she said. "My turn! No rhyming. C

ense riddles with no long words an

the sky and let off ano

h rules! Riddle