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Around The Tea-Table

Chapter 8 THE HOT AXLE.

Word Count: 1731    |    Released on: 30/11/2017

an Irish village to arrest our speed, no sign of break-down, and yet the train halted. We looked out of the window, saw the

hould be too late, when to confirm it the whistle blew, and the brakes fell, and the cry all along the train was, "What is the matter?" Answer: "A hot axle!" The wheels had been making too many revolution

we go too fast for our endurance. We think ourselves getting on splendidly, when in the midst of our successes we come to a

rector in a life insurance company, and a school commissioner, and help edit a paper, and supervise the politics of our ward, and run for Congress? "I can!" the man says to himself. The store drives him; the school drives him; politics drive him. He takes all the scoldings and frets and exasperations of each position. Some day a

you can plough, and family newspapers in which you may romp with the whole household around the evening stand. There are critiques to be written, and reviews to be indulged in, and poems to be chimed, and novels to be constructed. When out of a man's pen he can shake recreation, and friendship, and usefulness, and bread, he is apt to keep it shaking. So great are the invitations to literary work that the professional men of the day are overcome. They sit faint and fagged out on the

ns. They look after the beggars, hold conventions, speak at meetings, wait on ministers, serve as committeemen, take all the hypercriticisms that inevitably come to earnest workers, rush up and down the world and develop their hearts at the expense of all the other functions

no use in firing up a Cunarder to such a speed that the boiler bursts mid-Atlantic, when at a more moderate rat

always kept in full heat soon got out of order. Our advice to all overworked good people is, "Slow up!" Slacken your speed as you come

ophers, we would like to turn our surplus of philosophers into shoemakers; and the supply of poetry is so much greater than the demand that we wish milliners would stick to their business. Extraordinary examples of work and endurance may do as much harm as good. Because Napoleon slept only three hours a night, hundreds of students have tried the experiment; but instead of Austerlitz and Saragossa, there came of it only a sick headache a

ty-one hours in arrearages. We formerly kept a memorandum of the hours for sleep lost. We pursued those hours till we caught them. If at the beginning of our summer vacation we are many hours behind in slumber, we go down to the sea-shore or among the mountains and sleep a month. If the world abuses us at any time, we go and take an extra sleep; and when we wake up, all the world is smiling on us. If we come to a knotty point

sickness, or whether the coming here of many English ladies with their magnificent pedestrian habits, or whether the medicines in the apothecary shops through much adulteration have lost their force, or whether the multiplic

with a force that sends the ball through two arches, cracking the opposing ball with great emphasis. Our daughters are not

low up." Oh! that some strong hand would unloose the burdens from our over-tasked American life, that there might be fewer bent shoulders, and pale cheeks

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1 Chapter 1 THE TABLE-CLOTH IS SPREAD.2 Chapter 2 MR. GIVEMFITS AND DR. BUTTERFIELD.3 Chapter 3 A GROWLER SOOTHED.4 Chapter 4 CARLO AND THE FREEZER.5 Chapter 5 OLD GAMES REPEATED.6 Chapter 6 THE FULL-BLOODED COW.7 Chapter 7 THE DREGS IN LEATHERBACKS' TEA-CUP.8 Chapter 8 THE HOT AXLE.9 Chapter 9 BEEFSTEAK FOR MINISTERS.10 Chapter 10 AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN OLD PAIR OF SCISSORS.11 Chapter 11 A LIE, ZOOLOGICALLY CONSIDERED.12 Chapter 12 A BREATH OF ENGLISH AIR.13 Chapter 13 THE MIDNIGHT LECTURE.14 Chapter 14 THE SEXTON.15 Chapter 15 THE OLD CRADLE.16 Chapter 16 A HORSE'S LETTER.17 Chapter 17 KINGS OF THE KENNEL.18 Chapter 18 THE MASSACRE OF CHURCH MUSIC.19 Chapter 19 THE BATTLE OF PEW AND PULPIT.20 Chapter 20 THE DEVIL'S GRIST-MILL.21 Chapter 21 THE CONDUCTOR'S DREAM.22 Chapter 22 PUSH & PULL.23 Chapter 23 BOSTONIANS.24 Chapter 24 JONAH VERSUS THE WHALE.25 Chapter 25 SOMETHING UNDER THE SOFA.26 Chapter 26 THE WAY TO KEEP FRESH.27 Chapter 27 CHRISTMAS BELLS.28 Chapter 28 POOR PREACHING.29 Chapter 29 SHELVES A MAN'S INDEX.30 Chapter 30 BEHAVIOR AT CHURCH.31 Chapter 31 MASCULINE AND FEMININE.32 Chapter 32 LITERARY FELONY.33 Chapter 33 LITERARY ABSTINENCE.34 Chapter 34 SHORT OR LONG PASTORATES.35 Chapter 35 AN EDITOR'S CHIP-BASKET.36 Chapter 36 THE MANHOOD OF SERVICE.37 Chapter 37 BALKY PEOPLE.38 Chapter 38 ANONYMOUS LETTERS.39 Chapter 39 BRAWN OR BRAIN.40 Chapter 40 WARM-WEATHER RELIGION.41 Chapter 41 HIDING EGGS FOR EASTER.42 Chapter 42 SINK OR SWIM.43 Chapter 43 SHELLS FROM THE BEACH.44 Chapter 44 CATCHING THE BAY MARE.45 Chapter 45 OUR FIRST AND LAST CIGAR.46 Chapter 46 MOVE, MOVING, MOVED.47 Chapter 47 ADVANTAGE OF SMALL LIBRARIES.48 Chapter 48 REFORMATION IN LETTER-WRITING.49 Chapter 49 ROYAL MARRIAGES.50 Chapter 50 THREE VISITS.51 Chapter 51 MANAHACHTANIENKS.52 Chapter 52 A DIP IN THE SEA.53 Chapter 53 HARD SHELL CONSIDERATIONS.54 Chapter 54 WISEMAN, HEAVYASBRICKS AND QUIZZLE.55 Chapter 55 A LAYER OF WAFFLES.56 Chapter 56 FRIDAY EVENING.57 Chapter 57 THE SABBATH EVENING TEA-TABLE.58 Chapter 58 THE WARM HEART OF CHRIST.59 Chapter 59 SACRIFICING EVERYTHING.60 Chapter 60 THE YOUNGSTERS HAVE LEFT.61 Chapter 61 FAMILY PRAYERS.62 Chapter 62 CALL TO SAILORS.63 Chapter 63 JEHOSHAPHAT'S SHIPPING.64 Chapter 64 ALL ABOUT MERCY.65 Chapter 65 UNDER THE CAMEL'S SADDLE.66 Chapter 66 HALF-AND-HALF CHURCHES.67 Chapter 67 THORNS.68 Chapter 68 WHO TOUCHED ME