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Around The Tea-Table

Chapter 10 AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN OLD PAIR OF SCISSORS.

Word Count: 1375    |    Released on: 30/11/2017

he accident there, and buried with other scissors and knives and hooks and swords. On my mother's side I am descended from a pair of shears that came to England during the Roman invasion. My cousin h

the nail, but take me down, and though my voice is a little squeaky with old age, I can tell you a pretty tale. I am sharper t

her stand by the half hour before the glass, giving an extra twist to her curl and an additional dash of white powder on her hair-now fretted because the powder was too thick, now fretted because it was too thin? She was as proud in cambric and calico and nankeen as Harriet is

bout, the coalscuttle bonnet of some offensive neighbor (who was not invited to the quilting) was criticised, and the suspicion started that she laced too tight; and an old man who happened to have the best farm in the county was overhauled for the size of his knee-buckles, and the exorbitant ruffles on his shir

eir feet spry, nor that they always retired at half-past eight o'clock at night. After a while, I, the scissors, was laid on the shelf, and finally thrown into a box among nails and screws and files. Years of darkness and disgrace for a scissors so highly born as I. But one day I was hauled out. A bell tinkled in the street. An Italian scissors-grinder wanted a job. I was put upon the stone, and the grinder put his foot upon the treadle, and the bands pulled, and the wheel sped, and the fire flew, and it seemed as if, in the heat and pressure and agony, I should die. I was ground, and rubbed, and oiled, and polished, till I glittered in the sun; and one day, when young Harriet was preparing for the season, I plunged into the fray. I almost lost my senses among the

y the hand, and the rollicking four-year-old puts on me his dimpled fingers. Mine are the children's curls and the bride's veil. I am welcomed to the Christmas tree, and the sewing-ma

ddling-clothes for a child, but that was the only time I fashioned a robe for the grave. To fit it around the little neck, and make the sleeves just long enough for the quiet arms-it hurt me more than the tilt hammers that smote me in Sheffield, than the files of the

reeched complainingly at their toil; I smoothly worked my jaws. Many of the fingers that wrought with me have ceased to open and shut, and my own time will soon come to die, and I shall be buried in a grave of rust amid cast-off tenpenny nails and horse-shoes. But I have stayed long enough to testify,

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1 Chapter 1 THE TABLE-CLOTH IS SPREAD.2 Chapter 2 MR. GIVEMFITS AND DR. BUTTERFIELD.3 Chapter 3 A GROWLER SOOTHED.4 Chapter 4 CARLO AND THE FREEZER.5 Chapter 5 OLD GAMES REPEATED.6 Chapter 6 THE FULL-BLOODED COW.7 Chapter 7 THE DREGS IN LEATHERBACKS' TEA-CUP.8 Chapter 8 THE HOT AXLE.9 Chapter 9 BEEFSTEAK FOR MINISTERS.10 Chapter 10 AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN OLD PAIR OF SCISSORS.11 Chapter 11 A LIE, ZOOLOGICALLY CONSIDERED.12 Chapter 12 A BREATH OF ENGLISH AIR.13 Chapter 13 THE MIDNIGHT LECTURE.14 Chapter 14 THE SEXTON.15 Chapter 15 THE OLD CRADLE.16 Chapter 16 A HORSE'S LETTER.17 Chapter 17 KINGS OF THE KENNEL.18 Chapter 18 THE MASSACRE OF CHURCH MUSIC.19 Chapter 19 THE BATTLE OF PEW AND PULPIT.20 Chapter 20 THE DEVIL'S GRIST-MILL.21 Chapter 21 THE CONDUCTOR'S DREAM.22 Chapter 22 PUSH & PULL.23 Chapter 23 BOSTONIANS.24 Chapter 24 JONAH VERSUS THE WHALE.25 Chapter 25 SOMETHING UNDER THE SOFA.26 Chapter 26 THE WAY TO KEEP FRESH.27 Chapter 27 CHRISTMAS BELLS.28 Chapter 28 POOR PREACHING.29 Chapter 29 SHELVES A MAN'S INDEX.30 Chapter 30 BEHAVIOR AT CHURCH.31 Chapter 31 MASCULINE AND FEMININE.32 Chapter 32 LITERARY FELONY.33 Chapter 33 LITERARY ABSTINENCE.34 Chapter 34 SHORT OR LONG PASTORATES.35 Chapter 35 AN EDITOR'S CHIP-BASKET.36 Chapter 36 THE MANHOOD OF SERVICE.37 Chapter 37 BALKY PEOPLE.38 Chapter 38 ANONYMOUS LETTERS.39 Chapter 39 BRAWN OR BRAIN.40 Chapter 40 WARM-WEATHER RELIGION.41 Chapter 41 HIDING EGGS FOR EASTER.42 Chapter 42 SINK OR SWIM.43 Chapter 43 SHELLS FROM THE BEACH.44 Chapter 44 CATCHING THE BAY MARE.45 Chapter 45 OUR FIRST AND LAST CIGAR.46 Chapter 46 MOVE, MOVING, MOVED.47 Chapter 47 ADVANTAGE OF SMALL LIBRARIES.48 Chapter 48 REFORMATION IN LETTER-WRITING.49 Chapter 49 ROYAL MARRIAGES.50 Chapter 50 THREE VISITS.51 Chapter 51 MANAHACHTANIENKS.52 Chapter 52 A DIP IN THE SEA.53 Chapter 53 HARD SHELL CONSIDERATIONS.54 Chapter 54 WISEMAN, HEAVYASBRICKS AND QUIZZLE.55 Chapter 55 A LAYER OF WAFFLES.56 Chapter 56 FRIDAY EVENING.57 Chapter 57 THE SABBATH EVENING TEA-TABLE.58 Chapter 58 THE WARM HEART OF CHRIST.59 Chapter 59 SACRIFICING EVERYTHING.60 Chapter 60 THE YOUNGSTERS HAVE LEFT.61 Chapter 61 FAMILY PRAYERS.62 Chapter 62 CALL TO SAILORS.63 Chapter 63 JEHOSHAPHAT'S SHIPPING.64 Chapter 64 ALL ABOUT MERCY.65 Chapter 65 UNDER THE CAMEL'S SADDLE.66 Chapter 66 HALF-AND-HALF CHURCHES.67 Chapter 67 THORNS.68 Chapter 68 WHO TOUCHED ME