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Around The Tea-Table

Chapter 9 BEEFSTEAK FOR MINISTERS.

Word Count: 944    |    Released on: 30/11/2017

rousing theme as the gospel, and with such a grand work as saving souls, the ministry should ever be nerveless. Some ascribe it to lack of piety, and some to

er must watch the table with severest economy. Coming in suddenly upon the dinner-hour of the country clergyma

chicken salad and doughnuts. Nobody ever embroidered slippers for the big foot of Simon Peter, the fisherman preacher. Tea parties, with hot waffles, at ten o'clock at night, make namby-pamby ministers; but good hours and substantial diet, that furnish nitrates for the muscles, and phosphates for the brain, and carbonates for the whole frame, prepare a man for effective work. When the water is low, the mill-wheel goes slow; but a full race, and how fast the grists are ground! In a man the arteri

e. A frail piece of sausage trying to swim across a river of gravy on the breakfast plate, but drowned at last, "the linked sweetness long drawn out" of flies in the molasses cup, the gristle of a tough ox, and measly biscuit, and buckwheat cakes tough as the cook's apron, and old peas in which the bugs lost their life before they had time to escape from the sauce

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hat he has been foreordained to starve to death. Keep your minister on artichokes and purslain, and he will be fit to preach nothing but funeral sermons from the text "All flesh is grass." While feeling most of all our need of the life that comes f

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1 Chapter 1 THE TABLE-CLOTH IS SPREAD.2 Chapter 2 MR. GIVEMFITS AND DR. BUTTERFIELD.3 Chapter 3 A GROWLER SOOTHED.4 Chapter 4 CARLO AND THE FREEZER.5 Chapter 5 OLD GAMES REPEATED.6 Chapter 6 THE FULL-BLOODED COW.7 Chapter 7 THE DREGS IN LEATHERBACKS' TEA-CUP.8 Chapter 8 THE HOT AXLE.9 Chapter 9 BEEFSTEAK FOR MINISTERS.10 Chapter 10 AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF AN OLD PAIR OF SCISSORS.11 Chapter 11 A LIE, ZOOLOGICALLY CONSIDERED.12 Chapter 12 A BREATH OF ENGLISH AIR.13 Chapter 13 THE MIDNIGHT LECTURE.14 Chapter 14 THE SEXTON.15 Chapter 15 THE OLD CRADLE.16 Chapter 16 A HORSE'S LETTER.17 Chapter 17 KINGS OF THE KENNEL.18 Chapter 18 THE MASSACRE OF CHURCH MUSIC.19 Chapter 19 THE BATTLE OF PEW AND PULPIT.20 Chapter 20 THE DEVIL'S GRIST-MILL.21 Chapter 21 THE CONDUCTOR'S DREAM.22 Chapter 22 PUSH & PULL.23 Chapter 23 BOSTONIANS.24 Chapter 24 JONAH VERSUS THE WHALE.25 Chapter 25 SOMETHING UNDER THE SOFA.26 Chapter 26 THE WAY TO KEEP FRESH.27 Chapter 27 CHRISTMAS BELLS.28 Chapter 28 POOR PREACHING.29 Chapter 29 SHELVES A MAN'S INDEX.30 Chapter 30 BEHAVIOR AT CHURCH.31 Chapter 31 MASCULINE AND FEMININE.32 Chapter 32 LITERARY FELONY.33 Chapter 33 LITERARY ABSTINENCE.34 Chapter 34 SHORT OR LONG PASTORATES.35 Chapter 35 AN EDITOR'S CHIP-BASKET.36 Chapter 36 THE MANHOOD OF SERVICE.37 Chapter 37 BALKY PEOPLE.38 Chapter 38 ANONYMOUS LETTERS.39 Chapter 39 BRAWN OR BRAIN.40 Chapter 40 WARM-WEATHER RELIGION.41 Chapter 41 HIDING EGGS FOR EASTER.42 Chapter 42 SINK OR SWIM.43 Chapter 43 SHELLS FROM THE BEACH.44 Chapter 44 CATCHING THE BAY MARE.45 Chapter 45 OUR FIRST AND LAST CIGAR.46 Chapter 46 MOVE, MOVING, MOVED.47 Chapter 47 ADVANTAGE OF SMALL LIBRARIES.48 Chapter 48 REFORMATION IN LETTER-WRITING.49 Chapter 49 ROYAL MARRIAGES.50 Chapter 50 THREE VISITS.51 Chapter 51 MANAHACHTANIENKS.52 Chapter 52 A DIP IN THE SEA.53 Chapter 53 HARD SHELL CONSIDERATIONS.54 Chapter 54 WISEMAN, HEAVYASBRICKS AND QUIZZLE.55 Chapter 55 A LAYER OF WAFFLES.56 Chapter 56 FRIDAY EVENING.57 Chapter 57 THE SABBATH EVENING TEA-TABLE.58 Chapter 58 THE WARM HEART OF CHRIST.59 Chapter 59 SACRIFICING EVERYTHING.60 Chapter 60 THE YOUNGSTERS HAVE LEFT.61 Chapter 61 FAMILY PRAYERS.62 Chapter 62 CALL TO SAILORS.63 Chapter 63 JEHOSHAPHAT'S SHIPPING.64 Chapter 64 ALL ABOUT MERCY.65 Chapter 65 UNDER THE CAMEL'S SADDLE.66 Chapter 66 HALF-AND-HALF CHURCHES.67 Chapter 67 THORNS.68 Chapter 68 WHO TOUCHED ME