OH! My Lady |FAIRVERSE Book - 2|

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sed to call it stress but I feel much bett

ng and panic attacks I portrayed in front of the residence o

he mansion screaming with every atom of my being. A bit exaggerated but...you get the picture. Acting wacky is what I am awesome at a

ead, a transformation no one knew how to reverse. And then, to confer the scene an exceptionally dramatic ending, I hit the floor into an unconscio

er my awesome performance. Basically the mansion was quivering wit

pressed my cheek to the cool velvet pillow while the thick irresistibly soft comforter enveloped me like a billowing cloud. It had been a long night and for once, I was relieved to rest

ause I find no better way to describe my sorry excuse of a life. And yes, you guessed it right! These guys

at the lady? She has been unconscious for quite a whi

nutes now. Okay thirty! Give or take a minute or two. But come on! Can't I take a breather af

-up."?No check-ups please! I

bit anemic. It seems tonight's incident triggered a massive trauma on her already weakened self."?Yes yes you are right. Great doctor. I love doctors. Keep going. Tell them how awful I feel and kick them out as

faster than lightning and sat up barreling for air. I wanted to bolt for the door as fast as my legs could take me but the sudde

f Notre dame, only very old; like hundred years old. His face was gaunt, lined and haggard before his time and there were wrinkles boring into his sockets. His heavily lined face was draped in a professional toothless smile and the

shaky hands. The shot was the size that you could knock an elephant out wit

n. "Now now, my lady! Don't be afraid. It is not going to hurt one bit." The rab

e near me or I will scre

robably a maid) spoke.?As if!?Do they take me for a fool? I was either going to be killed or seda

t of his I-I will bolt." Yeah! Bravo Zylith.?That's

doctor spoke in his quivery voice, "Hold her down." Oh no. No No No No No No. Bad omen. Bad omen! When such words comes out of a doctor's mouth its best to

EVERY GREAT MAN'S GRAVE I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE. I AM JUST AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER. IT'S JUST THAT MY LUCK IS SO BAD THAT IF I BOUGHT A CEME

g at that shot in that mad doctor's hands. "THIS LOONY GUY WILL KILL ME IF

near me, fear tortured my guts, churning my stomach into intense cramps. And all the same, the frustration and anger pent-up inside of me was getting dangerously close t

E MANY LEFT IF I OUTLIVE YOUR SHOT TODAY. I HOPE YOU GET YOUR NEXT BLOWJOB FROM A SHARK." Ah! Speaking my mind after such a long time felt awesome. Like a fresh whiff of air gracing my lungs. Plus that seemed to have stopped the

y execution when I thought I was ready to move

nd to look at the interrupter. And I could ne

III of Reveldron, I command thee to stop."

onwards to me. When he reached me he sat down by my bedside so that we were at each other's eye level and whis

oner." Reuben exclaimed in false concern. "I'm better now that Sir Reube

ng? Can't you see the Lady doesn't like it? How dare you harm the first Lady of the

stressed. I meant no harm, I swear." The doctor shrivelled into a scared

uben proclaimed and the next moment we were left alo

ersation to make things less discom

and after a moment's awkward sile

eads-up, no tip

psychic to just telepath

????

h a pretty wild persona barged into the room with a theatrical

of all places?" She in

l, Your Highness Dowager." Re

had ever met before. She had pale blonde hair, almost the colour of silver-gold which she wore curled very plainly. It wasn't that bland colour that's just a shade nicer than the white of old age; it was streaked with warm h

me must've sung them as incomparable. Heck! Even I was becoming a hopeless romantic looking at her. Not to mention the air of superiority about her that could ver

time; but when even that was not enough to stir me off my stupor he pinched me harshly on my side. That seemed to have got the job done since I veered my h

t I held my temper back. I mean, come on! There was this gorgeous Goddess standing right before you and she was so beautiful that all you eve

ontact.?Gosh! I think I had my heart in my throat just then. Now I'm c

ed as she narrowed her eyes at me.?Who is?Burnot?agai

I muttered back, nodd

of my dear brother." Wait!?Mr. Pedophile was r

id feel plenty intimidated but I was not about to blow Reuben's cover yet. After all, we had a deal. "Forgive me Your Highne

like an infuriated monkey with a migraine, with all that contorted face and fires of fury dancing in her eyes, she didn't seem so appealing to me now. If Reuben hadn't intervened then, I would be bald already; my chunky chestnut red locks would bec

uld be lying in the same pool of blood as Lord Burnot." Sir Gilbert tried to reason with the Queen dowager but instead he fumed her flam

ion and she slowly turned to him in a mad frenzy, "Call me?Queen?Reube

hought I owned, as I screamed in my head?'What are you thinking you Retard! This woman can crucify you in a heartbeat

me 'Your Majesty'?" Reuben retorted and

esting at this ungodly hour? As far as I remember, you have already bestowed this maiden to my brother, Lord Burnot Brikenhead. So I s

his remarkable deeds. If I hadn't presented Lady Elizabeth to Lord Brikenhead, she wouldn't be so traumatized and distressed now. Queen Dowager, did you perhaps forget who Lady Elizabeth re

the stiffening silence of the Queen dowager

t will happen to her from now on?" Lord Gilbert pitched in to break the ice. "Since the marriage had not been consummated, L

, I didn't really get what was going on around me anymore. All I heard was Reuben speak

d to his gibberish in unison. Reuben's nonsens

e Queen screeched. "How can you even co

ne for the taking. So I don't see any trouble in that." He shrugged as if this whole orde

something Sir Gilbert!" She looked at Gilbert demanding for backup bu

And since the marriage to Chancellor Burnot Brikenhead was not consummated, hence considered invalid, it wouldn't be fair to the La

ned wrath, but the verdict was passed. There was no room for any more argument. S

r my eyes were bigger than my boobs. I heaved out a sigh I didn't even know I w

nario that went down before my eyes, I looked at Reuben pointed

later he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hol

u're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I

lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake.

Your Mommy's b

n, ".

lbert,